Knowhere IC

Ugh. Pretty sure I got hit by a plane and run over by a bus. Did I actually sleep through an entire day??

Since there are many new people, a reminder: Avoid The Collector, Taneleer Tivan, as best you can. He's in the habit of keeping people, creatures, and things he finds interesting against their will. Your safety cannot be guaranteed against him.

Boatsoj has blood on his antlers. I suspect someone has learned a lesson about interfering with Hevenly creatures.

Never thought I'd see space again. Been here a little bit, but I figured it was time for me to stop hanging out with my horse all the time, and show my face around here. Don't really know why.

I'm Octavia Blake, and that's really all you need to know about me.

I know I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I'm starting to realize there's an awful lot of used up and discarded soldiers here.. I don't know about the rest of you, but settling into civilian life isn't the easiest thing for me. Thankfully I've been fortunate enough to make some pretty good friends here, also fellow soldiers, but I know that's not the case for everyone.

So for any of you out there who are feeling a little lost without your team mates, crew members, brothers-in-arms, superiors or your troops.. you should know you aren't alone. There's more of us here and most of us are relatively nice. Well, as nice as war-torn veterans can be. So you don't have to be alone, if you don't want to be.

I'm York. Agent New York, UNSC Spartan Program, Project Freelancer.

Are we in London? It's hideous.

So that was fun. Anyone have any idea why we were suddenly in Pee Wee's Giant Space Playhouse?

I swear, I haven't seen that many confused children since that day when they accidentally played an adult film instead of Moana.

This is not where I expected to wake up.

I just had to save the same person from falling off a roof twice in thirty seconds. By accident. I'm going out on a limb and saying we're not in Kansas anymore.

I'm not waking up. I can't. Is something wrong with me? I'm still here.

Where am I?

So. All the family Heirlooms are missing. And by that I mean weapons. And by that I mean this is annoying.

I need more coffee than is reasonable.

Well, this can't be good. How did this even happen?

Is anyone else having a bit of a mishap right now?

This is SSgt Sam Wilson, US Air Force. Anyone able to give me a sitrep here?

I wonder if there's anything in this medical room to make wings? Something not important. Something that won't be missed materials wise.

...Most of it looks important. Fine. No wings.

Can I at least get a book or ten in here? Am I being court-martialed or what?

I guess this means the monthly earth run is canceled too, right? I had a ton of medical supplies on that list for tomorrow. If we're going to have to wait a week or longer I'm afraid we'll run out. We're already running low from... well, all the injuries.

Does anyone have access to a ship that can head to Xandar or somewhere similar and pick up supplies? Earth, even. I'm afraid this particular list can't wait.

Were we expecting passports not to be working?

What's this I hear about building a barn? I think I might be of some help there.

If anyone is missing anything from their apartment, come talk to me. I have a kid here that wants to apologize.

( Spoilers (implied) for Wonder Woman beneath the cut and in comments. )

Had there been a bit more bloodshed and brawling, I might have referred to today's feast as truly Asgardian in its proportions. I am pleased to see this tradition is alive and well on Midgard and greatly appreciate tales of your battles for Independence.

[ Hawke ]

As we appear to have found some downtime, I would welcome the chance to begin training you in armoursmithing, should you still wish it.

[ Her Strike team {Torunn, Harry, The Doctor (12), Alucard, Kara, and Diana} ]
I trust you are all well?