Knowhere IC

They never tell you that job hunting is gonna be a bitch when you're discharged.

Do you know how hard it is to get a job when your only skillset is not a skillset anyone needs?

So, Freelancer Agent North Dakota, reporting. That's a mouthful though, just call me North, everyone else does.

Unfortunately the Med Bay has lost a couple of our doctors in the past week or so. It's back to myself and Dr. Caitlin Snow for the time being. Dr. Bruce Banner and Sam Wilson have been stepping in lately as well, which is greatly appreciated. Hopefully the universe decides to send us some more doctors in the very near future. I hate being understaffed like this.

If I were to start offering art classes at the new community center if only because I need a break from all the madness here andwould there be enough community interest in taking lessons? I'm not sure how skilled I say I am, but I've got a lot of experience and can at least say I could put 'was a police sketch artist' on my resume.

[ Sharon ]

So is that how it always is when you have to come rescue me? Also. We need another vacation I think...because what was that?

Bob Ross. He's dead? And George Harrison? And other [...] people?

And I ought to google it on the website to have all the answers I could possibly ever have.

Those buildings on fire aren't my fault.

Well, this has been a busy few weeks. The new passports are working out great. New colleagues too. Not to get too Leslie Knope on you guys, but I feel like we need to socialise outside of the office. Anyone want to grab a coffee or beer sometime?

(OOC: Backdated to the 20th.)

You know, some days I just want to put my feet up and relax.

[ Sharon Carter {616!AU} ]

I'm thinking of taking a sick-day, maybe play hooky. I think something is wrong but I still kind of think it'd be fun to just sneak off for a day, you in?

So that was fun. Anyone have any idea why we were suddenly in Pee Wee's Giant Space Playhouse?

I swear, I haven't seen that many confused children since that day when they accidentally played an adult film instead of Moana.

Sam [...] my brother [...] he's gone.

There's been a little hiccup with the passports and they're currently not working. All of the passport trips scheduled for the next week have been canceled. I'll let everyone know if they're fixed sooner than that, but right now we're thinking at least a week, possibly longer.

What's this I hear about building a barn? I think I might be of some help there.

If anyone is missing anything from their apartment, come talk to me. I have a kid here that wants to apologize.

Happy 23rd to myself, or if we're being oddly time specific 623rd. I don't know if cryo technically counts, but we can say it does.

[Space Ladies + Friends]

This is the first time I've had a birthday without Scott. It's...weird. You share a birthday for so long, not doing it just feels. Weird. Anyway feeling oddly melancholic. I vote cheesy movies, who's in?

Hello Knowhere! Hi. Is this thing on?

Pleasure to meet you all. It's a lovely place you guys have here, is this the culmination of everyone's 'mind palace'? My what big eyes it's got.

Anyway, hi, I'm Spider-Man. I've been to space plenty, never lived here though... it's kind of like Star Trek meets Punisher's wet dream.

I like short walks on the beach, I've never read the first two Harry Potter books, I just watched the movies to catch up, I call it soda, and the dress was blue.

I think that answers all the important questions. Now, where are the Borg?

I suddenly have all the time in the world to pursue my own interests [...] and I can't think of a damned thing to do with myself.

The military really screws you up.



[...] Maybe I'll transmute bars of gold.

Where's Wanda?

I figured I'd eventually make it into space, but this wasn't exactly what I was thinking.

That went a little bit better than last time, I think. Unless I'm forgetting about something terrible the other guy did?

The beds in Med Bay are full and we're understaffed. If you come in to visit a loved one, stay out of the way or help out. Any one of us can give you manageable tasks that will be a huge load off our shoulders.

Message to:Sharon Carter, Wanda Maximoff, Steve Rogers
From:Barry Allen

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[Steve]

Uh, hey.

I guess my poker face isn't so bad after all.

[Bobbi, Clint (MCU)]
Two months free rent and free coffee. You're welcome. Does this mean I get to take a vacation and sip mimosas by the brain secretions?

[Steve]
You know I'm going to hold onto that putting you to work thing for a while, right?