Knowhere IC

Rocket, remind Groot to pick up after himself. He has left the Milano in an unclean state.

[Individually locked to Sam Wilson + The Doctor]
My sister and I have been away. Are you well? I was thinking of

[Gamora]
Would you consider leaving for an extended period of time? I grow uneasy in this place and wish to further our work against Thanos.

Who: Twelfth Doctor, Jack Harkness
What: The Doctor has a surprise for Jack
When: 2 September, evening
Where: 300 Barracks
Rating: PG-13
Status: Ongoing

( Jack! Are you in here? )

Yeah, I know. I've been a very boring Jack lately since I've mostly just been working and being irritated that the Master wanders the TARDIS freely. Time to get back to having fun, being social, and just basically being more like my usual charming self.

So! Who's up for a little fun (and probably some trouble)?

Well, this place can go jump into the Void. But at least now when you shout for a doctor, you've got better odds of getting a proper medical one instead of a mad time-traveling alien. Silver lining, that.

[Whoniverse/TARDIS-Mates]

Second verse, same as the first. A little bit louder and a little bit--

Anyway, the dramatic saga of coral TARDIS ownership continues. Though I suppose it's not so much owner as keeper. Pilot? Pet? Whatever it is, where are we at now in the line of succession?

So hey! I'm back! Miss me?

Who: River Song, the Twelfth Doctor
What: River confronts the Doctor
When: After the search party locates the Doctor
Where: Twelve's TARDIS
Warnings: Low
Status: In progress

( ... )

If you know the Doctor--the one-hearted one that's been stuck in Med Bay--he's no longer on Knowhere.

[Whoniverse]

I think I might give the new passport a spin. Haven't been off station in ages.

Doctor the younger, I think the TARDIS falls to you. She misses you. I've been staying there; hope it's alright if that continues.

Who: The Twelfth Doctor, the Master
What: Clearing the air
When: After the TARDIS crew locates Twelve (since he's been missing for days)
Where: Some planet out there in the Galaxy
Warnings: Low
Status: Closed / ongoing

( Are you going to get on my case for leaving, too? )

Who: The Twelfth Doctor / Everybody who went to look for the idiot
What: The Doctor has skirted away in his TARDIS and his friends are coming for him
When: Time is irreverent.
Where: Space, the final frontier
Rating: Nothing above PG- 13, I'd say
Status: Open - Ongoing

[I'm still very much on hiatus because busy at work, but feeling antsy and I want to RP the Doctor. Comment with your character's reaction and let me know if you want to develop it into a full blown scene, which I promise to get to once I'm back in the swing of things )

( He's going to try his best to avoid Issues... )

[Sam Wilson]
You have been quiet. Are you well?

[The Doctor (eyebrows)]
You are worrying your people. You should say something. They do not understand.

[...] Your friends believe you are time traveling. But I wonder why you would do that when you are unfamiliar with this universe. Which planets have you seen?

Sorry about all the trouble, everyone. I'm back to my mostly non-homicidal self. Thanks for being such good sports.

Now, any chance that all of you can just forget that ever happened?

Who: Twelfth Doctor, The Master Missy
What: Time for a talk about 12's new memories
Where: The Pool Room in 12's TARDIS
When: After THIS (Backdated to tropes plot)

( Tiki bar, an actual grass hut, and sand. One might even think you're going native, Doctor. )

[Private Against Mels]

Crap, crap, crap So. Mels might've escaped the TARDIS.

[...]

And by might've, I mean she did.

Assassin on the loose, watch out. Her directive is to kill the Doctor, so she probably won't be any harm to anybody who doesn't get in her way, I think

This is so unfair! Everyone else has fun, weird stuff happening to them and I get nothing! Seriously Giant Head universe? Nothing at all? Give me a break!

[Private to Everybody Except Mels]

Right. So, if you come across somebody who looks like this, responds to the name Mels and/or is looking for the Doctor, play dumb and pretend you don't know who the Doctor is or where to find him.

Oh yeah, and don't let her know I'm the Doctor. Until further notice, refer to me as 'the Professor'.

Long story short, River Song reverted to her previous regeneration, Mels, who was raised from an infant to assassinate me. She's been trained to recognize all my past faces, but she wouldn't know this one. I'm trying to keep her contained in the TARDIS for as long as I can. but I've got to trick her into trusting me. Got it? Good. I don't feel like repeating myself.

[Private Mels]

Mel? Are you there? Can you read this?

I have a green sister and a tree friend.

I've got two hearts. This is brilliant! Look at me. I'm jogging in place. Well, don't look at me, because I don't have the video feed on, but just imagine it, because it's exactly what I'm doing at this precise moment. Medical, I am quite pleased to give your bed back to you. I'll be moving into the TARDIS for the time being. Not sure if this will last, mind you. Feels a bit wibbly wobbly. This future, I mean. Entirely in flux.

Allons-y!

{ooc: posted shortly after this}

( Whovians & Residents of Twelve's TARDIS + 10.5, 9 and excluding The Master/Mels )

( Whovians excluding the Master/Mels )

who: Twelfth Doctor, The Master, Metacrisis Doctor
what: The Twelfth Doctor just wants the Metacrisis Doctor and the Master get along.
where: The TARDIS (Twelfth Doctor's)
when: Today-ish
warnings: Time Lords arguing, Metacrisis Doctor's health problems.

( This plan rated somewhere closer to the 'what the hell' end of the spectrum. )

[GotG + friends]
I am going to Xandar to pick up medical supplies. I will be back in a day or two.

[Rocket]
Ask Groot if he wants something.