Knowhere IC

So... how many credits do I need to get a house?

[BatFam]

Please tell me there is a punching bag around here somewhere that I can annihilate?

[Filtered to Jason Todd]

How are you doing? Better, same, or worse from when I was hanging out with you and Ace?

[Filtered to Dick Grayson and Tim Drake]

How are you two doing? Resting and getting yourselves better, right?

So now that we have fixed the problem at the brain stem, I'd like to officially begin training to be a nurse here.

It gives me an excuse to keep an eye on Tim right now, anyway.

Hey.

You guys okay? Want anything? I'm stopping by medical in a bit. To check on you
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Who: Batman (Dick Grayson, female), Red Robin (Tim Drake), Jason Todd, Bruce Wayne (trope character), Superman (trope character).
What: Arkham!Jason gets his retribution.
When: 21st July (backdated).
Where: Rooftops, Warehouse district.
Status: Complete/Log.
Warning: All the triggers. Violence, language, references to murder, mental illness, incarceration, attempted fratricide and attempted patricide.
Notes: Characters moved/injured with player consent.

( I’m not leaving you or giving up on you. )

[white noise--wind, somewhere high up--and footsteps ... someone pacing]

All right, "Batman." It this is real, then why don't you come out? [it's Jason, no doubt of that, but he sounds wrong, unsteady, frantic beneath a thin veneer of calm] Explain to me why none of you can kill the Joker, but it's okay to lock his murder victims up in the cell next door so he can tell them every Goddamn day how much fun it was to beat them to death and then blow them up. How does that make you a hero? How does that make any of you heroes? You're so much fucking better than me because you don't use guns? Gimme a break. At least when I put down a murdering pig, they stay down.

[voice breaking] He tortured me, and then he took me from you, and you just turned around and replaced your broken toy soldier with the next model up.

[clears his throat, steadies himself]

So let's hear it, Batman. Let's hear how you're the savior of Gotham, and I'm just a mistake. Meet me on the roofs. You know how to find me.

So... apparently it was my birthday yesterday. I had kind of forgotten until my brothers reminded me. But hey, who could blame me with all the crazy going on? Except this isn't the only year I've forgotten it.

Good news is I am still reigning Mario Kart champion in my family. Better luck next time, Jay. You almost won but Rainbow Road is my domain!

Frickin' damn it! Warn a guy! Who the hell let me get this drunk?!

[Bat Family]

Happy Birthday, Baby Bird.

... now any clue why I woke up naked in bed with a hot chick I don't know?

[ooc: Forward dated to the 19th.]

Master Todd, you appear to have lost track of your dog. Do come collect him.

[Bat Family]

I am quite certain I taught you more responsibility than this. I assume you will let me know if I should dispatch Master Bruce to assist you, should you find yourself in more trouble than you can manage.

Who: Dick Grayson and Damian Wayne (maybe Tim?)
Where: Tim's Studio
When: After this, but before this.
Warnings: The usual Batfam warnings. -tt-
Status: Closed/In progress

Hey Tim,

I thought you'd appreciate this.

And this.

I know it doesn't actually affect me in any material way if we sell crap coffee, but there's only so much I can do with this. I might head to Earth next time I've got a couple days off in a row. See what kind of supply chain I can source, remind myself what Britain looks like when it's not completely in the shitter.

I could really go for some Bat Burger right about now. Yes, I eat junk food. I just don't eat it all the time, unlike some people I could name. But my leg's sore, and I don't want to stand around in my kitchen long enough to cook. I swear that place has ruined me for fries from anywhere else. Those fries are probably the only reason it's still standing. Even the lowlifes respect the fries.

Hello Knowhere! Hi. Is this thing on?

Pleasure to meet you all. It's a lovely place you guys have here, is this the culmination of everyone's 'mind palace'? My what big eyes it's got.

Anyway, hi, I'm Spider-Man. I've been to space plenty, never lived here though... it's kind of like Star Trek meets Punisher's wet dream.

I like short walks on the beach, I've never read the first two Harry Potter books, I just watched the movies to catch up, I call it soda, and the dress was blue.

I think that answers all the important questions. Now, where are the Borg?

Has someone misplaced their canine companion? It's been following me all evening. When I sit, it sits and waits.

It keeps following me. It's staring at me.

Has anyone seen Cassie Sandsmark? She's not answering her phone.

Characters: The Bats and Guests (DC AU Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake; SPN Canon Sam Winchester as oversized luggage; other characters to be added as needed)
When/Where: Passport Office, immediately after this
Ratings/Warnings: Character injury and swearing. Definitely swearing.

( The landing wasn't pretty. )

Hospital beds aren't big enough. Don't fit three brothers and two dogs. I demand to speak to management.

group message: Tim Drake, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd
text:

Still alive. Big Bird's damn good at his job. Don't wreck the car.