Knowhere IC

If I were to start offering art classes at the new community center if only because I need a break from all the madness here andwould there be enough community interest in taking lessons? I'm not sure how skilled I say I am, but I've got a lot of experience and can at least say I could put 'was a police sketch artist' on my resume.

[ Sharon ]

So is that how it always is when you have to come rescue me? Also. We need another vacation I think...because what was that?

So was that where all the dust bunnies went after we cleaned them, or where all the dust bunnies went if we DIDN'T clean them? I'm trying to understand the moral of the story here. I swear, it's almost as if not every story has some moral lesson behind it. Huh.

Anywho. I'm glad everyone's safe, and I got to punch dust bunnies in the face, which is actually a thing I thought I'd never check off on my list of 'weird things Spider-Man's done this week'. But I did. It was kind of nice being Spidey again.

Also, Cosmo, if you have anymore little dimensions on you could you let the rest of us know now? I think I'm still suffering the caffeine shakes from all that coffee.

Cosmo has bad news. Peter and Steve discover weak signal of those who disappeared. Is very weak, they say like it is a universe inside another universe. A microverse. Cosmo has one. Cosmo's collar has a dimensional envelope in it in case Knowhere gets invaded we can hide and survive. Cosmo has used before. It work well. I think maybe that is where everyone go to, but problem is... it's not working. I press button to go to microverse and nothing happen. I am thinkink we need to fix this if we want to get friends back.

[Filtered: Cosmo & The Passport staff]

GUYS! Guys! Steve and I figured it out!

I just, the reason we can't track the other devices. We can, the signal is weak. Very, very weak. But it's there. They're crossing the thin fabric of an alternate universe.

I can send or bring you guys all of my notes on it to double check, but they're definitely in a different Universe. I guarantee it.

I just don't know... which one. It's took weak and there's an infinite number of them.

[End filter]

Who: Peter Parker and Open to Steve Rogers
Where: Passport offices
When: 8/21, updated throughout the day.
What: Peter goes to work on trying to figure out why the tracking device mentioned by Tony, doesn't seem to work at the moment for those missing. (Collarverse plot)
Rating: Low ... FOR SCIENCE!
Status: Ongoing | Open

( Coconuts )

In addition to Castiel's recent post. I can confirm that only the following people had their passports go completely offline:

Bill Potts, Integra Hellsing, Alucard, Clint Barton, Diana Prince, Jason Todd, The (Human)Doctor, Remy LeBeau, Zack Fair.

Which means they are gone, returned to their own worlds; but the others are just unaccounted for.

So I've been playing around trying to see if I can get my passport to operate on my webware, so it's all in one interface, but it's definitely not working. The technology in the passports is just fascinating. The programming it staking just a bit to get used to, I think I've got nearly all of it down, but it's definitely got some odd characters in it. Probably space stuff that's a bit beyond anything I've messed with on Earth.

Also I've heard, now that I've been here awhile, that this place is prone to some invasions of alien forces. Now I know we have a rather large amount of people who can handle themselves in the event of an attack, but that doesn't mean everyone can, nor does it mean everyone's completely protected. Back where I'm from, I actually created a bunch of non-lethal weaponry for SHIELD that I also used to operate more securely as Spider-Man. I would be willing to help design weapons of that sort for here, if anyone was willing to let me. It depends on the resources we have here of course, though if I can make a trip to earth, getting the nano-tech necessary for a large portion of my equipment wouldn't be... too hard.

But I don't want to do anything that steps on toes, disrupts balanced life here, or even makes people feel uneasy so I'm putting it out there first and foremost.

I have to be honest. I never thought in a million years I'd ever get to say 'I crawled on the face of a celestial.'

But today I did. I've been using some of the equipment and materials on Knowhere to see if I could upgrade my webshooters to work in space (so far, not so successful), and also working on getting my wall crawling to work on surfaces in space THROUGH a space suit. That was definitely successful.

Now I need lunch. Or dinner. What time is it? I never know anymore.

As I'm sure most of you have noticed, the craziness that was happening the last few days has stopped. Let me try to do my best to explain.

Cosmo hired a couple of scientists to try and reverse engineer the passports so we could have more than six total. They kept running into problems during testing and building and eventually figured out it was due to a device that was installed into... basically the brain stem of the celestial we call home. Once the device was removed from the continuum cortex it allowed them to really figure out what the problems with their passport prototypes were, but it also seemed to have caused all of the craziness. We're not sure who installed the device or why it was there, but the effects of it's removal seem to have dissipated and we believe that we shouldn't have any further problems with it. That was the brain correcting itself, so to speak.

But really, the most important part of this post is that the passport prototypes have been tested and they work. Enough have been created to provide every displaced resident of Knowhere with their own passport. Expect those to be delivered to your living quarters tomorrow.

There are also a few nice new perks to these new passports. They can sustain travel for up to 7 days before passport sickness sets in. They have a separate button for quick travel back to the passport office on Knowhere. There is no need to contact us to change the travel point anymore, but you will still need to set your destination with our offices before leaving to anywhere else. The other button on the passport will not do anything unless it is first programmed with a navpoint.

Which bring me to another point. Seeing as how there is no need for a scheduler in the Passport Dispatch Center anymore, Cosmo has promoted me to Head of Passports and our office is hiring. We have three open spots for Passport Programmers and two spots open for Passport Engineers. If you'd like to apply for one of these positions, please contact me to set up an interview.

Hmm. What else? Oh, Cosmo seems to believe that these new and improved passports may be more like the ones he remembers from his own universe and they may be able to sustain time travel or moving between dimensions. This has NOT been tested yet, but technically we have the information in the Dispatch Center to program the passports to do these things. We're just not sure if it would work or potentially how dangerous something like that would be. It is as of yet completely untested.

All right. I think that's all the information I wanted to get out to you. If anyone has any other questions, please let me know. Again, the new passports will be delivered to you by the end of day tomorrow. We encourage you to wear them, they will also now be able to tie in to our comms system.

So all the weirdness has definitely stopped, then? And we're sure about that?

Peter.

You have something of mine.

Who: Spider-Man (Peter Parker) and OPEN
Where: Main square on Knowhere.
When: July 23rd, afternoon
What: Peter's investigating the mugging that apparently happens, plus allows him to explore.
Rating: We'll go into the PG-13 for mild violence.
Status: Ongoing | Open

( Wait, are you Harry Styles? )

My best friend's wife is about to push a baby out of her uterus and you lot go and kidnap me before I can get him drunk one last time. I'll have you know you've condemned him to a horrible life.


I need a mechanic.... an auto repair.. person. Whatever you lot call it.

Are we in London? It's hideous.

That was strange.

So that was fun. Anyone have any idea why we were suddenly in Pee Wee's Giant Space Playhouse?

I swear, I haven't seen that many confused children since that day when they accidentally played an adult film instead of Moana.

So it looks as if I'm going to need to get myself a job while here. As of right now, I'm offering my services as a programmer up. I can pretty much throw any number of software upgrades, or programs your way if you need it. I'm good at building and tinkering as well, plus all sorts of science messes. So give me a shout if you need help with anything like that.

In the mean time, I'm trying to get a feel for the place so I can figure out how to help out. Where would I be needed? Does anyone need help anywhere in their shops?

There's been a little hiccup with the passports and they're currently not working. All of the passport trips scheduled for the next week have been canceled. I'll let everyone know if they're fixed sooner than that, but right now we're thinking at least a week, possibly longer.

Hello Knowhere! Hi. Is this thing on?

Pleasure to meet you all. It's a lovely place you guys have here, is this the culmination of everyone's 'mind palace'? My what big eyes it's got.

Anyway, hi, I'm Spider-Man. I've been to space plenty, never lived here though... it's kind of like Star Trek meets Punisher's wet dream.

I like short walks on the beach, I've never read the first two Harry Potter books, I just watched the movies to catch up, I call it soda, and the dress was blue.

I think that answers all the important questions. Now, where are the Borg?

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