Knowhere IC

When all you want is space fruit but the market's empty, it makes you wonder about food.

So. What's everyone's favorite foods where they're from?

No. I won't answer if you ask me.

Starlin's has been busy, must mean the bullshit is at peak here again.

And once again we see me glad it's skipping me, whatever the hell it is this time, and that I didn't have to wake up next to a stranger.

So. If you were going to suggest somewhere on Earth people should go, to someone who hasn't been there much, where would you go?

[ Bartunn ]

You want to go to another Zoo?

[ Spy House ]

So. Since destroying your liver is frowned upon...I'm just probably gonna go...not be here for a few days. I don't know where I'm going. Somewhere on the less fucked up Earth.

You want anything from down there?

[ Dad Clint Fuck it ]</s>

Aw, weird space head. I've heard about you.

Is there Coffee or beer?

If anyone needs me I'll be in Starlins for like a week.

Some advice? If you need me, you should maybe ask yourself more than once if you do.

Clint's gone.

Just so everyone knows, I'm still here.

I was really busy all week with the guys and dealing with the fact that one of them had swapped bodies with my crush.

So a while back before this and the Reapers there was mention of Hypervodka, Captain Harkness. Is that still on the table?

(OOC: Backdated to after Natasha asks Francis to be backup

[ Torunn ]

Hey. Tori. I need to go do something potentially stupid. Well. Not really. But the Spy wants my help looking at some shit with My -- Clint.

And I guess his other family showed up.

Are things weird nowAre things weird now?

[ BobbiMom and the Spy House]

Please tell me you're not fucked up by whatever this current fucking weirdness is?

And that your staves aren't missing. Or any other stashed guns around the house?

And Clint. It'd be great if one of you knew where he was.

So. All the family Heirlooms are missing. And by that I mean weapons. And by that I mean this is annoying.

I need more coffee than is reasonable.

Who: Clint (MCU) & Francis Barton
What: Talking and bonding.
Where: Starting at the hovel, moving to a high vantage.
When: Backdated to the begnning of June, Prior to his run-in with Torunn
Rating: Assume medium to high for feelings and issues
Status: Log, complete

( Sometimes you needed things more than you knew. )

Who: Francis and Torunn
What: Francis gets out of Knowhere, Torunn decides he’s not supposed to go alone.
Where: The Bronx Zoo
When: Backdated to June 4th, before the alien plot. At 74 pages, this one took awhile.
Rating: Medium for language and feels.
Status: Log, Complete
Notes: If you read this, you might get a cavity. We are not liable for your dental bills.


( Sometimes the best way to deal with a place was to get out of it. )

Who: Francis Barton, Bobbi Morse, Sif, and Torunn {Next Avengers & MCU | Canon}
What: Francis Barton is an idiot
Where: Medbay, Knowhere
When: Very late, June 24th {Backdated}
Rating: Medium for language, talk of injury, and probably some feels.
Status: Log, Complete
Notes:


( She was desperately trying not to lose her cool and it just didn’t seem to be working that well. )

Guys, I don't mean to be pushy ... [The sounds of Clint fighting are familiar by now. There's the snap of a bowstring and the telltale whistle of air.]

... but it's really a mess down here ... [Something explodes in the distance. Clint's already loosed two more arrows in rapid succession]

... and people are getting tired. Any word on a second ... [A clash of metal, followed by a shout and a painful-sounding thud.] ... wave? We're going to have to start sending people back before they collapse.

( Gift's left on Bobbi's desk because Francis got the day wrong )

The fucking dog is okay. I just don't think Sorry if I just completely ignored you during that battle. Ears aren't working as they should be.

[HAW FRANCIS]

How're you doing?

[TORUNN]

How was that beer, by the way?

[Filtered to Francis Barton, Torunn, and J and James Rogers]

Are you all okay?

If you are and you're willing, I know there's some people in the marketplace who could use some help with cleanup after that fight.

Situation report. Troyjan and Ba-bani have made a full retreat. We have no reported dead, but many injuries. The miners were not so lucky. Have report of at least 5 dead.

Children and noncombatants are safe. I protect them. We will rebuild.

What is I hear about kidnappink? Everyone, report in. We find who is missink.

Currently reported M.I.A:
- Steve Rogers
- Tim Drake
- Red Robin
- Rose Tyler
- Ororo Munroe

This is almost starting to be fun. About fucking time.

I'll be out.

[ Open Comms ]

Finally this place is starting to feel a little more normal.

[ Direct Comms: Torunn ]

So. Hulk and Asgardian land in a floating space head and your friend says...

How're you doing?

This joke is terrible. Blame it on the Star Spangled Idiot. The big one.

[ Direct Comms: Clint Barton(s) and Bobbi ]

So. This bow is awesome. Also, there's a Hulk. Also. These aliens are fucking persistent and really dumb.