Knowhere IC

Thank you, for those of you that helped my subordinate Edward with his work. He's recovering now and once he's ready, we'll see to repairing damages, if any, we've incurred with the alchemy.

We apologize for the inconvenience of the last few days. As a reminder, Georgia Mason has offered to conduct tests if you feel concerned about your [...] reproductive status.

[Filtered; York, Alphonse Elric]

When Ed wakes, tell him I have a new project for him. I want him to design a pair of eye shades sunglasses for Georgia Mason. One that'll dampen the light from an array. It's the least he can do, given the circumstances.

Help him out, Alphonse.

can someone bring me some narcotics and triptans and a bucket and sedatives question mark

i can't see comma so i can't go period

i'm at the truck period

Who: Dr. Watson & York
What: The new doctor gets a warm welcome
When: Late evening, shortly after Watson arrives.
Where: The Clinic
Rating: PG-13
Status: Log - Complete

( Oh, my. He was short. Ahem. )

I'm willing to stay unless there are other volunteers but I do think at least one of us should.

... what sound does X make?

If this This this ain't is like one of them like one of them war documentaries tv shows again, I think I gotta admit I ain't got a TV and I ain't gonna be somebody because of it neither.

'sides, that other documentary I was in was corny as hell. Ain't sure how that was supposed to help nothing.

[...] We ain't at war with these aliens here, right?

Well met, castaways to Knowhere. I know not what force has brought me here, but my friend Cosmo has briefed me on our situation.

I am called Beta Ray Bill. This place, chaotic as it is, is quite familiar to me, almost like returning home; I also know quite well how often...'problematic' people tend to visit, so as long as I am bound here, I will dedicate my strength to its protection. Please call on me should you ever be in need.

Cosmo mentions that we are short on doctors. I'm afraid I have no knowledge of medicine, save for the most basic of bandages. However, I am more than glad to venture out anywhere for supplies - I do not require a ship, as my hammer will suffice to carry me through the stars. Food and other necessities as well. I am at your service.

I am also quite glad to buy a round at Starlin's, but only if you have tales to tell of your exploits. Beings from all walks of life often end up here, so it is only natural that there should be many stories to be heard.

[..]You know what, assuming I've not actually gone mad this is just fine. Any of you lot know the name Sherlock Holmes?

[medical staff]
Ah, hello. Figure I ought to just get to it then and introduce myself. The talking dog assigned me to medical. My name is John Watson, I'm an M.D. and former army field doctor.

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