Knowhere IC

HELLO! Did you miss me?

Cosmo made me the official party queen of Knowhere! And by that, I mean that I'll be arranging a little soiree for all us people who were brought to Knowhere. I'm going for a Tiki Lounge sort of feel, with tropical drinks, barbecue, a limbo contest, the whole works! Too bad there's not a beach here, but anyway, we'll make do. For the past week, I've been away. I got to go to Earth, which was weird because it's just like the Earth I know, without Van Dyne Industries, or the Avengers, or even a Sokovia! But I'm back, with a bunch of decorations and other party surprises plus a few things I picked up for myself. The party is going to be on the 20th, so mark your calendars!

Do we have any entertainers in our midst? If you can play and instrument and want to perform, that would be wonderful! Let me know, alright?

Anything interesting happen while I was away?

[Open to All Marvel Characters (from all Universes) but Blocked From Pepper Potts]

Today is Pepper's birthday! She deserves a huge celebration, but I just arrived late last night-cycle, and there's no way I can arrange something that big so quickly. But I have cake from Duane Park Patisserie, and ice cream, and confetti, and balloons, so I thought I'd throw a surprise for her. Please come, no matter which universe you're from. She might not be your Pepper, but she's still Pepper Potts! It'll be held in my studio apartment, room 715, at 6:00 pm. DON'T TELL HER! It's going to be a SURPRISE! If you can all come by 5:45, I want everything set up and everybody hiding so when she comes into my apartment, we can all pop out.

I could use some help decorating and setting things up.

[Private to Pepper Potts]

We have SO MUCH WORK TO DO! For this Tiki Party, that is! We need to go over details, including location. I'm a bit jet lagged from traveling back from Earth, and I have a lot of unpacking to do, so could you come to my apartment later? Say, at 6:00 tonight? Pleeeeeease? It won't take long, I just want to show you the amazing things I brought.

Oh my God, the refreshments at last night's meeting? THE WORST!!! Am I right??! And that so-called party, afterward? I could do so much better.

In fact, I demand to do better! I want to throw a party. Not for everybody on this skull, but for the new arrivals, like me. Everybody is chatting one another up on their devices, but what we need is a proper meet and greet, with food and music and dancing.

A talking Russian Space Dog?

Stark. What did you do?

Still here. Probably(?) not a dream then. Just your completely normal giant alien head with a really confusingly laid out town inside it.


I'm Fa Sam.

THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!

I NEED TO GO SHOPPING!

HOW CAN I COPE WITH ONLY ONE CHANGE OF CLOTHES??!

(Read in Russian accent =D)

Hello! I am Cosmo. I take charge of the Knowhere here.

By now all of you should be settled in your housing assignments. I have done my best on such a sort notice for so many arrivals. I never suspect I would not be only one to come here from my own universe. I will do my best to answer your questions. The tablets I provided should all work here on this network.


It has been a long day. I suggest everyone get some rest, da?

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