Knowhere IC

[PRIVATE TO NOCTIS AND PROMPTO]

I noticed you boys aren't on the list of evacuees.

With as exciting as it is to see real life Tribbles...

Well, I think that just about anyone can finish that thought for me.

I'm not usually one for social media, but I hear this is where one goes to meet the locals and I'm told secluding oneself to nothing but outrageously good sex isn't good for you. I beg to differ, but I'm a pleaser so here I am. Elektra Natchios. I'd say it's nice to meet you, but I imagine I don't really care one way or another.

While I'm very appreciate of getting to see a real-life pop culture moment that I've actually seen on TV, this might be too much of a good thing for me.

[...] They were in my boots this morning. I don't like But I guess it beats Lego.

I've been having dreams about male belly dancers. Almost starting to think that at least three men here should regale us women with some smooth moves.

[MEETRA]

I don't really know why I'm asking you on here, but should we go out for dinner?

I like to walk around the market here, reminds me of a swapmeet, with all the vendors and the weird shit happening where no one thinks anyone else can see.

But the one observation I wanna make? Nature does a lot of drugs.

There's some weird fucking shit in this place.

That was one of the strangest experiences of my life.

Thank you to those of you who helped retrieve us. I don't think I'll ever look at dogs the same way again.

And thank you Harry for looking after Dane and Deanna while I was indisposed. I'll be there to pick them up shortly. I'm very sorry I was gone longer than anticipated.

Hawke, I'll bring Dane home once I pick him up from Harry's.

I am the world's worst dogsitter

Castiel, do you have the keys to the Impala? I'd like to look in the trunk.

[KITTY]

I don't know how to do the picture thing, but I have chocolate cake for ten, and Grey Goose vodka.

[HAWKEYE AND EDWARD, SEPERATELY]

Got what you wanted. Come pick it up at the barracks?

Clint's gone.

I'm going to Earth for a day, so leave your requests here and I'll see what I can do.

Bob Ross. He's dead? And George Harrison? And other [...] people?

And I ought to google it on the website to have all the answers I could possibly ever have.

Hey Knowhere,

What have you all been up to, since you got here?

Me? I been here for 24 hours and I've already been shot, introduced to a couple of giants, and drugged up.

Nice way to show me the ropes of this place. And here I thought I was on vacation. I'm pretty sure vacation doesn't include bullet wounds though. Correct me if I'm wrong.

What's up Knowhere? I'm getting antsy sitting around watching the boys scratch themselves and pretending this is a cool way to spend the rest of our lives. I feel like I'm in one of those super old shooter games where I'm waiting for the monsters to jump out at me. Trigger happy, anyone?

So here's the deal, I'm serious about going to Disneyland. I don't know more than half of you, but I guess I'll extend the invitation and get over my dilemmas about being around people.

I have one requirement: You have to be able to shoot a gun and you can't have qualms about shooting me if I tell you to.

So who is coming with me?

Who: Mary Winchester & Castiel
What: Mary can't find Dean.
When: After this.
Where: The Impala
Rating: Mild.
Status: Closed - Dropped

( Okay. Now he was going to take a quick look around Knowhere. For Dean. With his mother. This wouldn't be weird at all. )

[TEXT TO CASTIEL]

- Is Dean with you?
- Because he's actually out of his car.
- For once.

A house. I think I'm going to need something strong to drink.

Anyone want to join me?

So... how many credits do I need to get a house?

Need a wizard?

I'm open for business. Consulting advice, lost items found, private investigations, magical know-how.

I don't produce endless purses, love potions, or contract for entertainment or parties. I'm a wizard, not a stage magician.

Need an appointment? Contact Castiel.

[ooc: be aware of mentions of rape in the comments]

Who: Dean and Mary Winchester
What: Mary's arrival
When: After this
Where: Bunker 500
Status: Incomplete // In progress
Warning: Usual warnings that come with SPN peoples, season 12 spoilers

( the delicious aroma of bacon and pie )

Am I doing this right? Hello [...], I'm Mary Winchester. Just got here. Space it is Is space anything like in the comics movies?

But Castiel and Dean. Bacon, burgers, beer and pie. Come get it before I eat it all.