Knowhere IC

I forgot about all the space trash that orbited Earth in the 21st century. Like, how do you even navigate with all that shit around? Oh right, you don't.

How well would a strongly worded letter directed to Al garbage collectors go over? Hey, everybody needs space janitors. Who else cleans up after Shepard's done kicking ass?

"Hi.

Here's your shot to clean up the orbit around Earth. You'll thank me for it when you become a space-faring species and meet all kinds of weird aliens that will become strangely common place once your first contact war is over and done with. The latter probably can't be avoided, but I wish you all the best and good luck.

xoxo,
Joker."

What terminal do I send this to?

Well. Well.

Didn't see any of this coming.

[ Barry Jyn Erso, Sara Ryder, Killian Jones, and Joker. ]

So. Welcome to the family. Space Explorers, a scientist, a pilot, and a pirate. I'm not even going to try and explain how this happened or come up with reasons, but if we're all going to be stuck together, I figured we should all make introductions and get to know each other.

[ Jeff ]

So. You've got to have some questions. One of them should not be if the pilot's chair is yours: You should know EDI would prefer you in that seat more than anyone. Yes. Her Body is here. Yes. It's in one piece. She's not really using it much in public since sentiment regarding A.I. seems to be largely mixed so far. I've also got a smaller, more maneuverable, craft here. Traditional flight stick flight, less math, more reflexes. I think you might like her if you want some pilot lessons there too.

I really can't tell you how good it is to see you.

Instead of ending up in situations like these, I'm still going to have to insist we could all just collect commemorative plates.

Shit. Does anyone know who or what killed the owner of this head, or is it a mystery?

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