Knowhere IC

I think I miss the cheese steaks?

[SARA]

I thought about it. And [...] this Philly is better than my Philly. Is that gonna be true for anybody here?

[Voice post]

[Li-Ming's voice is crisp as ever, although it is tinged with frustration. There is laughter nearby and while it isn't hers it's noticeably Leah's]

oh nephalem solve this problem for me. oh nephalem, go kill this lord of hell. oh nephalem, wade through sewers.

all things i accept, all things i am glad to handle as this is my solemn duty.

what isn't my solemn duty is getting near buried in those little walking plagues! stop laughing leah and help!

Uh, how do we make the space head cold? Like, where's the damn switch?

Because we slow down when it's cold and I almost froze my toes off, and most animals do, I think? Right? I ain't like educated Can we try it with the fluffy cute tribbles?

Okay so, the talking dog is the coolest thing ever. Actually pretty much all of this is the coolest thing ever.

Oh hey I found this under my bed, can I keep it?

( insert one photo of a tribble on a bed in the barracks. )

If this This this ain't is like one of them like one of them war documentaries tv shows again, I think I gotta admit I ain't got a TV and I ain't gonna be somebody because of it neither.

'sides, that other documentary I was in was corny as hell. Ain't sure how that was supposed to help nothing.

[...] We ain't at war with these aliens here, right?

Well met, castaways to Knowhere. I know not what force has brought me here, but my friend Cosmo has briefed me on our situation.

I am called Beta Ray Bill. This place, chaotic as it is, is quite familiar to me, almost like returning home; I also know quite well how often...'problematic' people tend to visit, so as long as I am bound here, I will dedicate my strength to its protection. Please call on me should you ever be in need.

Cosmo mentions that we are short on doctors. I'm afraid I have no knowledge of medicine, save for the most basic of bandages. However, I am more than glad to venture out anywhere for supplies - I do not require a ship, as my hammer will suffice to carry me through the stars. Food and other necessities as well. I am at your service.

I am also quite glad to buy a round at Starlin's, but only if you have tales to tell of your exploits. Beings from all walks of life often end up here, so it is only natural that there should be many stories to be heard.

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