All right. I'm using the voice to text option on this thing. My name's Matt Murdock. I don't know what I'm doing here or how I got here. I'm blind. There's a talking dog. Yes, I know that putting those two things together, the joke pretty much writes itself.
I've been told that no, this isn't Purgatory or Hell. I'm staying in the barracks and I think...no, I need to find the cheapest beer that can be found inside a Celestial's head. Coming from New York, it's always better to ask the locals. So, where do I find that? Are there dive bars inside a Celestial's head?
I'm giving up on anything sounding normal, ever again.