Knowhere IC

Fertile Evacuating people:

Remember to take your pets with you, even if they're already spayed or neutered. You could be away longer than you might expect, and we don't need to put up with the stench of rotting pets if they die while you're gone.

Okay, so the fact that I accept this situation tells me my life is nuts.

Has anybody tried turning the multiverse off and on again?

Also why are there... are those Tribbles? Okay, I take it back, this is hilarious.

Hey Knowhere,

I'm about to dip off this giant floating mess of a head because I am way too awesome to die childless. That said, there's food in the mess still because I'm a wonderful cook and I can make anything taste like heaven. Even tribbles. Lieutenant Hawkeye's gonna be looking after it when I go.

Everyone bear in mind their kindergarten lessons when getting in line for your rations. Order is good. Chaos is bad.

Carlos out.

[PRIVATE TO NOCTIS AND PROMPTO]

I noticed you boys aren't on the list of evacuees.

As far as I can tell this is the list of our group who are evacuating. We should make sure that when we go, everyone gets marked off and no one's left behind accidentally.

This list is opt out, not opt in, meaning not everyone on here has necessarily spoken up about their plans. Check whether you're there. Check whether your friends are there. Make sure you know how you're going to be traveling.

Angela Clint Barton Francis Barton Sirius Black Octavia Blake Charlie Bradbury Sharon Carter Addy Carver Kara Danvers Jyn Erso Jack Harkness Marian Hawke Cooper Hawkes Logan Howlett Ianto Jones Killian Jones Sarah Kerrigan Laura Kinney Mercy Remy Lebeau x2 Li-Ming Jeff Moreau Bobbi Morse Ororo Munroe Matt Murdock x2 Naomi Nagata Elektra Natchios Mayday Parker James Potter Lily Luna Potter Pepper Potts Kitty Pryde Carlos Ramirez Natalia Romanova Natasha Romanoff Steve Rogers Rogue Sara Ryder Shepard Sif River Song Caitlin Snow Tony Stark Meetra Surik Torunn Thorsdottir Kara Thrace Rose Tyler John Watson Sam Wilson Mary Winchester The Doctor The Master

And talk to Elodin if you're evacuating and friends with Sam Wilson.

Once an evacuation plan is in place, do you all have a rough idea who is staying?...I finished the arrays design tonight. I heard there are some volunteers to draw it that weren't alchemists. I'll have to send it to you to practice drawing. It's...not easy and it needs to be exact.

Who: Dr. Watson & York
What: The new doctor gets a warm welcome
When: Late evening, shortly after Watson arrives.
Where: The Clinic
Rating: PG-13
Status: Log - Complete

( Oh, my. He was short. Ahem. )

Who: Edward & Alphonse Elric and York
What: The aftermath of a long day.
When: Evening, after this.
Where: Elric & Spartan Apartment
Rating: PG
Status: Log - Complete

( This was a place he never expected to end up. Resting there against York it really wasn’t that hard to fall asleep anymore. He’d found someplace safe even among the chaos that was his ridiculous brain. York’s even breathing and the sounds of North and Al near by finally caused Ed’s exhaustion to catch up with him. )

[Voice post]

[Li-Ming's voice is crisp as ever, although it is tinged with frustration. There is laughter nearby and while it isn't hers it's noticeably Leah's]

oh nephalem solve this problem for me. oh nephalem, go kill this lord of hell. oh nephalem, wade through sewers.

all things i accept, all things i am glad to handle as this is my solemn duty.

what isn't my solemn duty is getting near buried in those little walking plagues! stop laughing leah and help!

These damnable creatures, may they be eaten by hounds in Hel!

No sooner did I arrive and place my latest supply stores upon the ground did I notice a swarm of them inside the container, having already eaten every last bite! They must have fallen inside from above, likely having burst free of some ventilation.

I'm afraid that my latest delivery will be somewhat lacking. Please, fellows, continue to do your best to ration our wares. I have no doubt we will be - !!!!



No! No, release my cape! I will grind you to a paste beneath my heel, I swear it! Foul, wretched spot!



...ah, pardon my outburst. A small surprise had latched onto my attire.

Now. Despite my hatred for these tribbles, I caution you all: do no business with the Collector. Ignore his offer of reward - it will not profit you in the end. Yes, Tivan, you deplorable lout, I know you are here. You are an unending headache, and should I ever see you, my hammer will swiftly greet you between the eyes.

Who: Colonel Mustang & Lieutenant Hawkeye
What: Discussions about evacuations.. With no yelling.. Yeah right.
When: Evening, after this.
Where: Roy & Riza’s Apartment
Rating: PG-13
Status: Log - Complete

( Like Hell Hawkeye was going to let herself be shuffled off. She was a soldier. She was staying with her Colonel. )

I'm willing to stay unless there are other volunteers but I do think at least one of us should.

If you notice any ships that have space flight capabilities, have their owners contact me. I'd like to make sure they won't end up marooned somewhere else.

Tony, you up for this?

Out of the frying pan, and back into the frakking frying pan. Hi. Kara Thrace.

Alright. If we're going to start with the execution of evacuation plans, you might as well point me towards the bar. No matter how hard we try, we're still going to leave people behind.

So in case we do need to get off Knowhere whenever (or if) the evacuation needs to take place and there are people that don't want to go to Earth, or can't, the Normandy has space.

Who: North Dakota & New York
What: Tribble killing.
When: Evening, after leaving the mess.
Where: Around Knowhere at large.
Rating: PG-13
Status: Log - Complete

( Maybe it was selfish. But they were only human, after all. )

WHO: Noctis Lucis Caelum & Prompto Argentum
WHAT: Reunion
WHEN: After this
WHERE: Marketplace
RATING/WARNINGS: There's some language but that's about it.
STATUS: Complete!

every minute and every hour, i miss you, i miss you, i miss you more ( Read more... )

Cosmo did not think residents Cosmo houses on Knowhere to be stupid, careless, shortsighted. Cosmo is very disappointed.

There is no evacuation in two hours. Two hours not enough time to evacuate entire planet. Others live here besides us who do not have passports. If Knowhere need evacuatink, we need days to do so, not hours. As residents with passports and the abilities to leave quickly it is our duty to look out for those less fortunate and get them to safety before sterilizink them against their will. Do not get Cosmo started on neutering cute tribbles

You will stop this plan now. We will think it through. We will create an evacuation plan. You know, last time Knowhere needed evacuation we evacuated to envelope dimension inside Cosmo's collar. Is very easy, but there are many fleas.

((OOC: Cosmo will use force to stop the current plan if it is needed. He's got some crazy powerful telepathy going on and would probably go with created a barrier to trap characters inside of if they try to pull the trigger. The current plan is fine as an option for dealing with the Tribbles, but we just need more time for a realistic and full evacuation.))

If anybody is concerned about the whole sterility thing (in either direction), I can test you afterwards if you want.

I'll be doing myself anyway.

[Filtered; James and Lily Luna after this]

We're going to earth. We've got to get off this thing if there's any chance in hell you spawn the future, Jamie.