Knowhere IC

Useless observation number 1: Talking machines are stupid.

Excessively useless observation number 2: Bathrooms shouldn't be that difficult to find.

Nevermind the irony of being trapped inside someone else's head. It's a little rude, don'tcha think?

[Private to Storm]
You doin' anything today?

Right then, going to Earth in a couple days for the first time since I got here. Admittedly worried something will go wrong but I'm trying to do this relaxing thing. I really am.

All right. I'm using the voice to text option on this thing. My name's Matt Murdock. I don't know what I'm doing here or how I got here. I'm blind. There's a talking dog. Yes, I know that putting those two things together, the joke pretty much writes itself.

I've been told that no, this isn't Purgatory or Hell. I'm staying in the barracks and I think...no, I need to find the cheapest beer that can be found inside a Celestial's head. Coming from New York, it's always better to ask the locals. So, where do I find that? Are there dive bars inside a Celestial's head?

I'm giving up on anything sounding normal, ever again.

What's fun here? Or should I start looking for a way to get my Viper off this spacehead?

Who: Edward & Alphonse Elric, Harry Dresden, Tex and York.
What: Tex thinks Ed needs to face his fears.. And kill them. Harry disagrees. York is along for the ride.
When: The day after this.
Where: Ed, Al & York’s Apartment - 439
Rating: PG-13
Status: Log - Complete

( Harry didn’t usually snoop. Well, no, that was a lie through and through. He was a trained PI, had been practicing since his early 20s when he was licensed and then opened his own business. )

Fun fact: a Mabari is still a war hound. Fun fact two: kind of funny to watch some weirdo thing get their ass handed to them by a dog. Fun fact three: don't hurt my dog, it ends badly.

Dane's fine, should see the other guy. Would get him extra Druffalo, but alas not found here.

Another day in floating Kirkwall, still expecting blood magic still weirdly disappointed about the lack of it. Give me some familiarity floating Kirkwall, you got plenty of spirits here where's the blood magic?

Who: Harry Dresden & Tex
What: Arguing. Domestic bliss.
When: Directly after this.
Where: Harry’s Place
Rating: PG-13
Status: Log - Complete

( Texas had used Harry’s favorite t-shirt to stem the blood flow. Take that, Wizard. )

Who: Roy Mustang & Alphonse Elric
What: Manly bonding..? Ahem.
When: The day after this.
Where: Around Knowhere
Rating: PG-13
Status: Log - Complete

( There was nothing secretive about the youngest Elric. )