Incomplete Data: A panfandom, multi-world RP.

So, it looks like Peter did with his efforts for the teen division than I managed for the adults, which is to be expected. He's better than me at most things. So, here's the breakdown for tomorrow's first game. Both teams have some room for alternates, if there are any stragglers & If we get six more 15-22-year-olds, they can play the winner. Game on!

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[People He Thinks are Teenagers**]

Okay so I have a really important I think? mission from Iron Man and I need help.

I need to start a teenage beach volleyball team.

And you all are... well, seem teenaged. Ish. Maybe.

Who wants to help?

Roster So Far:

• Peter Parker (me)
  
• Michelle Jones
  
• Gwen Poole
  
• Bucky Barnes
  
• Maria Hill
  
• Jan Van Dyne
  
• Gwen Stacey
  
• Viv Vision
  
• Amadeus Cho
  
• Audrey Jensen
  
• Steven Universe
  
• Steve Rogers

[Michelle Jones]

Do you want to play volleyball?

Before you say no. You'd have a captive audience to which you can explain the historical significance of Title 9.

[Gweenpool]

Are you a teenager? Or a person?

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** Jan Van Dyne (AA), Bucky Barnes (AA), Maria Hill (AA), Gwen Stacey (AA), Amadeus Cho (616), Viv Vision (616), Bucky Barnes (616), Dorian Gray (??), Steven Universe, Bruce Wayne (G), Daria Morgendorfer, Audrey Jensen

Just to be clear, Poe Dameron is the best at sand.

Anyone here interested in setting up some beach volleyball teams? Also, if yes, dibs on Phasma.

[Bruce Wayne (G)]

Hey buddy,
So I borrowed one of those gas mask purses, a mirror compact and rigged up a projector out of it for your computer. The processing speed is shit, there's a synthezoid on the premises who might be able to speed things up for you. But, I got it working for you.

[Underoos]

I need help with something.

[Hot Sharon]

You said you wanted to talk to me about my feelings regarding that Constitution. We didn't really get the chance to do that before my little Brat Pack stint so, still up for it?

[Howard

Pregnant ladies should not be in bathing suits. It is not pretty. I feel like whale.

[Scientists]

I was wondering if it would be possible to live with my sister Cosima, and niece Kira. I know I am in single room and they are only in double, but is there any way to get into rooms with all three?

While looking for clues to the mysterious pregnancy test (I HATE DROPPED PLOT POINTS) I got arrested by the London Police in a daring not-so-high speed chase. You'll just have to catch it in a tie-in issue. No spoilers please!

Whew so who did it? Or did somebody get mad at the end and knock the game off the table? That's usually how games go. Usually it's me doing the knocking.

Whatever, who wants to play lawn darts? I don't know the rules but I like throwing pointy objects at targets so we'll go from there.

I want to know - immediately - if someone thinks there's anyone missing. Check your blocks, check for roommates. Let's just be sure. Jen, Betty, Rick, Amadeus? Kobik, Bucky? That goes double for you guys, you're my people. I need to hear from you because now I can

[616 Tony Stark]

You here?

[OOC: Obviously this doesn't apply to dropped characters]

Let's never do that again.

I guess we know what job I wouldn't have scored on the Career Aptitude Test. This is exhausting. Laura Roslin disappeared from the Old Vic; I'm going there now to turn over every goddamn stone myself, so we can wrap this bullshit up once and for all, and we can all have a good night's sleep again. If anyone has any other information about her last known whereabouts, just shout.

EDITED TO ADD:

Per request, I am detaining Agent Sharon Carter, World A.

You know, we can't just go around blaming Tony Starks every time something bad happens.

That's Captain America's job

[Tony Stark (MCU)]

Can I come visit you?

[ETA: Echo, Sharon Carter, November (when Tony didn't respond for five whole minutes)]

How can I visit someone in ... Disney jail or wherever it is you're taking them?

( The Parable of the Lost Son )

Sometimes called the Parable of the Prodigal Son, or the Two Brothers.

what if the killer is nobody?

tony or the other tony, sorry about your dad i guess. i dunno, you never seemed to like him. anyway i borrowed a pen last night during the boring political stuff and i think it's one of yours. or howards. except the logo is all weird. i mean not that i care, i've just seen jan always on her stark phone, and i remember your old man's company had a different one around this time cuz he made me some pretty cool stuff. or maybe this is some weird alt-universe thing again. hell if i know, somehow i ended up with a kid with the hulk or something over there. anyway it writes like crap. you can have it back.

also what the fuck. if i see anyone accusing captain america of being a murderer i'll take your throat out myself.

Why are they doing this. I sit around pizza parlors and make snide comments at people. I don't fight dinosaurs in jungles or WWII London or look normal in spandex and tulle. Why do they have people here who aren't heroes.

Is there a waiver? Or a radioactive spider I can sign or something?

I liked Sitwell :( He braided my hair.

Laura, Bruce- there's KITTENS in the alley.

[Phasma and Audrey]

Since one of our inner circle disappeared during the night, welcome aboard, Audrey. Braddock disappeared from the Lord Clyde. Come with me?

[November Block]

I would like volunteers to join in groups of two or three to inspect the following locations for clues: the kitchens, the lobby, the bar, the streets of Lambeth, the air raid shelter, the Old Vic and the markets. I have the Lord Clyde covered.

See what you can learn and report back to me, please.

[November Block]

Please read over this carefully. How do you, as a block, wish me to proceed?

[November & Hotel (minus Pietro Maximoff)]

This isn't my first time playing a game like this, so I've been doing some work on my own and Jughead and I have come to the mutual conclusion that, based on our knowledge of the circumstances, the best suspect might be Pietro Maximoff.

I say best because we do have a second suspect, but it's more the two of us just narrowing our eyes suspiciously at someone and we have absolutely nothing more than that to go on. So, if this doesn't play out, we'll take that one for the team ourselves.

We're bringing this to both our block and Hotel block because Hotel's lead detective has recently made his suspicions very obvious and we thought it might be a good idea to give a guy who's clearly out for blood (and rightfully so, I lost my first girlfriend to a serial killer, so I get you, dude) the option to make his case for making the arrest, as it were. And, to be frank, Hotel block seems - from my rather limited time here - like the sort of place that likes to handle its own shit, which I respect.

Our evidence is all sort of circumstantial and meta, but we have noticed that with the exception of Poe Dameron, who was Maximoff's roommate, Rogue, and the recent crop of victims, all of the missing people were Avengers or those close to Avengers. Specifically, they were people who might have pointed a finger at Tony Stark. And since he was indirectly responsible for creating the Ultron tech, which was responsible for what happened in Sokovia, he seems like a good scapegoat for Maximoff. Maybe other folks here know something we don't that would connect the other victims back to either one of these two. But there you go.

If anyone has anything else and wants to share it with the rest of the class before you two duke it out over who takes this one in, be my guest, but this is what The Creeps promised to deliver, so consider it delivered.

Uhhhhhh guys Bucky just gave me a bunch of flowers 'in case he never sees me again' and ran off.

wtf

[Filtered to Tony Stark (MCU)]

Mr. Stark? Hi. Can you see this? Does it work? I just wanted to check. This is a new tablet. I mean, I'm pretty good with tablets and phones and stuff. My aunt always gets me to fix stuff when there's something wrong with HER phone even though it's a Samsung galaxy and I don't have a Samsung phone. But like this is a weird functionality so I'm not 100% sure if I'm doing it right.

Also. What's the plan?

[Filtered to Michelle Jones]

Are you okay?

Is there a butler here? Because they probably did it.

[Peter Parker]

You've met Spider-Man?