I would like to thank my friends who have given me such kind and thoughtful gifts, though woefully limited our funds may be. The importance isn't how much money spent, but the thought that counts. Such as the simply delightful yet confusing bread gloves from my dearest Jianyu. I will cherish them forever. Our friendships have come so far, and look forward to the ones I continue to develop here each day.
And now, for the announcement you have all been eagerly awaiting:
[Mike Scientist]We have important matters to discuss.