Incomplete Data: A panfandom, multi-world RP.

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Star Wars, Mimi & anyone he would consider a friend*

Everyone okay?

Obi-Wan

I know we've touched on this briefly but with everything that happened we never got far. I would like to use this opportunity to further my training with the Force if you are inclined?

Sooo [...] this has definitely been something. I'm hoping that we end up doing something else soon. But preferably something not hideously boring or involving weird ghosts.

I'm probably in the minority but I actually like this heat.

Star Wars

Look like Han's gone again.

I point blank refuse to wear this.

Also, I need to drink until I can't remember any of that shit.

[People from home (Anybody from SW is free to respond, even if he hasn't met them)]

Everybody holding up?

[Leia]

Saw you at the party with Why didn't you tell Fuck Scared me half to death there, princess.

So someone mentioned Dinosaur World. Anyone want to come explore it with me?

Some of you get no say in the matter just so you're aware.

Mimi, Tony (616) & Rey

You guys alright after whatever that was? I don't actually remember much of it.

I have to admit it's good to be able to play around with robotics and the sort again.

Han

How are you settling in?

Also serious question. How many times was I not the cause of us getting into trouble. Cause right now I can only think of one time...

The dangerous thing about boredom is that apparently you think 'god, even Cassie would be bearable' when wishing your friends would stop not existing. Then again, I wouldn't call Cassie a friend. She's more of a nuisance than anything. I mean, seriously. Her dad tried to kill us and she's why we all almost died like five hundred times. No one needs friends like that.

So who wants to do something? I reserve the right to turn down offers of entertainment.

[Filtered to Sam]

Here,.

And Here.

Just so you know.

I knew the mycelium network was...strange, but this is much more than I anticipated.

There are other people here? Is this some kind of...technological purgatory?

Okay, so since I uh, don't come from where most of you guys come from, I just want some info on what's going on. I can't seem to get anything concrete, like what is actually happening. You guys just all seem to have an opinion on it all. Not that I don't like opinions, but when one person's telling me the Russians are good and the other telling me they're evil? I'm getting some mixed signals here.

That was a satellite pun, for reference. Apparently those are some of the things you're trying to launch into the sky.

All the focus on the stars is nice, though. Don't mind that at all. They can play a starring role in the next scenario, for any scientists who are listening.

I feel like I should be a lot colder than this. And a lot less nauseous.

The decor in this place is not

where AM I

Where is here?

Has anyone seen my "husband" around? I didn't see him the other day, but now it looks like his bedroom has been emptied out.

[Godric]

If Jefferson doesn't turn up, I'm going to have to get a job. Not looking forward to that too much, but eh. Think you can help keep the house cleanish?

I don't remember High School being like this the first time

[First Robotics]

So like.
I kind of feel like we might be able to just... build something that'll beat everyone to the moon?

[Rey + Luke]
I know you're not my real kids and I don't expect you to treat me like your mom or whatever, but I know this whole situation leaves you dependent on me doing shit for you. So I'll pack your lunches the night before and leave them in the refrigerator, because there's no way in hell that I'm waking up early enough to see you off to school. If you rather have lunch money or whatever, ask your dad. If you won't be home for dinner just give me a heads up so I don't waste my time cooking. You both seem old enough to do your own laundry, but I know you're all from space or whatever so let me know if you need help figuring out any of the appliances.

[Tony 616]
I don't really like you, but I don't want to fight about this.

[Pietro]
Where they have you working? I want to come by and bother you.

[Rogue 616]
Want to go grocery shopping?

[High School Students]

Apparently I'm going to be teaching you all about the wonders of living things. Meaning biology, if that wasn't obvious. You can call me Mr. Stamets or Paul. Frankly, I don't care.

I've never taught anyone younger than around twenty, and I never particularly wanted to. I would therefore highly appreciate it if you can all act like the young adults that you are rather than like children. I know rebellion is 'cool', but it's also a complete waste of everyone's time.

I'm also sure plenty of you are hoping that this will be a joke. Sorry, but if I'm being forced to teach, you are all going to learn. Might as well make something productive out of this ridiculous situation.

A few more things of note;

1. I will be ignoring anything in the textbook that is dated or otherwise faulty. Being misinformed is worse than being uninformed.

2. Do your work in pen. I don't want to deal with papers covered in chickenscratch that also smudges graphite all over my hands. No damn pencils. I'll tolerate pens because I didn't find a typewriter in my own house so I doubt the rest of you have access to one.

3. We will not be wasting time on pointless endeavors like making candy models to demonstrate the structural differences between animal and plant cells. If you want to make one for yourself, be my guest, but you sure as heck aren't going to be getting credit from me for it.

4. Constructive complaints are welcome, but unnecessary whining will be entirely disregarded.

Deal with all of that and we should get along just fine.

So.

Milk here (1) is white, and (2) arrives via a truck dedicated exclusively to milk. All right. Sure. I'll try to drive slow.

... Who wants milk?