As I’m under the age of majority, it seems that I’m “strongly encouraged” to seek out a mentor.
The stated intention is to offer the various youths in the facility with the ability to learn vital life skills from wiser and more experienced persons. I imagine there’s an undertone of being taught the importance of moral fortitude by one of the many outstanding figures in the community, as well.
Since this person is going to play such an important role in rounding out my character development, I’ve taken great care in coming to my conclusion. There’s only one man whose expertise I can envision assisting in my future. Someone with world-renowned courage, vast entrepreneurial knowledge, and a truly limitless supply of tact and social graces.
Han Solo, would you do me the honor of being my mentor? 🎲💍🎲