Incomplete Data: A panfandom, multi-world RP.

[Bucky 616]
I gotta make a bunch of cupcakes for the party tomorrow! I wanted to make them look like moons for it to be a moon walk cake walk 🤗 I was thinking red ones for the blood moon and blue ones for the blue moon.

Can you help me pretty pretty princess please?

[Bruce 616]
Can you help me braid my hair? You always make it the prettiest.

These clothes are rather undignified.

I must admit, I am growing tired of being displaced.

[Basically away from anyone who's likely to tattle on them]

NASCAR is American, right? It's totally American.

Tomorrow night. 9:30. Renata and I are facing off for a very intense quarter-mile, winner take... I don't know. Something. Not my cheese fridge, but something.

So who wants to come see me win?

So, the Russians are winning, right? I have an idea.

BLOCK PARTY. EDIT: BLOCK THE BLOC PARTY. (Thank you for the name, Steve!) We can like, have a potluck and do red-white-and-blue bunting and play baseball and do all the really, seriously American shittuff.

Anyone in?

( Food and stuff )

Yo, school is so boring. We should not have to do school anymore.

Perhaps there is a common ground to be found between our efforts and those of the communists to both ensure no one is making an attempt to weaponize the moon; perhaps we can find ways to balance both of our ideologies?

[Bail Organa]

I'll miss you while you're at work today.

[Poe Dameron]

What would you know about this flyer I recieved with my 2% this morning?

I want my papa NOW

[High School Students]

Apparently I'm going to be teaching you all about the wonders of living things. Meaning biology, if that wasn't obvious. You can call me Mr. Stamets or Paul. Frankly, I don't care.

I've never taught anyone younger than around twenty, and I never particularly wanted to. I would therefore highly appreciate it if you can all act like the young adults that you are rather than like children. I know rebellion is 'cool', but it's also a complete waste of everyone's time.

I'm also sure plenty of you are hoping that this will be a joke. Sorry, but if I'm being forced to teach, you are all going to learn. Might as well make something productive out of this ridiculous situation.

A few more things of note;

1. I will be ignoring anything in the textbook that is dated or otherwise faulty. Being misinformed is worse than being uninformed.

2. Do your work in pen. I don't want to deal with papers covered in chickenscratch that also smudges graphite all over my hands. No damn pencils. I'll tolerate pens because I didn't find a typewriter in my own house so I doubt the rest of you have access to one.

3. We will not be wasting time on pointless endeavors like making candy models to demonstrate the structural differences between animal and plant cells. If you want to make one for yourself, be my guest, but you sure as heck aren't going to be getting credit from me for it.

4. Constructive complaints are welcome, but unnecessary whining will be entirely disregarded.

Deal with all of that and we should get along just fine.

Anyone want to go to that Socrates place with me after school?

wheres the other 2 feet of me?

You know, I can't even be mad. I would have done this to me, too. Gotta give it up.

Unfortunately, this probably means the Korean War's going to run at least 8 years too long.

I don't want to play with the machine anymore, I want to have my hands back.

So.

I have a generally satisfactory idea of what's going on, as long as you omit why and how, which aren't questions that are generally answered satisfactorily anyway. I'm fine. Don't feel obliged to elaborate.

One exception: someone appears to have decided that I should be in charge of voting on things for some group of people. I did it. You're welcome. I don't really feel like doing it again. So, Squad Four (4), if that job gets your ears perked up, leave your name here, and I guess we'll sort it out. Later. On Wednesday? How's Wednesday?

And now my Auntie Helena is gone.

I recognize now that the subject of powers or abilities is a complex issue. There are passionate opinions on both sides about whether or not we should even be proceeding with the construction of this machine, but for me the answer is clear, and I think it should be for all of us. We can't debate whether or not it's ethical or optional to manipulate our access to abilities, that power already exists. It's wielded by the Scientists who brought us here. We can't let those dictators keep it.

For those unaware, Hotel has been tasked with building a device that could control the Facility's accest to powers. While I, myself, have only been here a few days, I've read the constitution and collected enough anecdotes about the past experiences of individuals here to feel confident in stating that the scientists do not have our best interests at heart. For that reason alone we must push forward with the construction of this machine to give this power to those who hold our interests and our survival in their hearts. That is our government. That is ourselves. That is not the scientists.

[Gener Armitage Hux]

I trust you're feeling better?

Has anyone seen my Auntie Cosima?

You guys know the church moved your child god's birthday to December to co-opt pagan traditions and prevent people from worshipping other gods, right?

Not that I'm bitter, or anything. I just think you should all know that Jesus is a Virgo and you consistently forget his birthday.

Is there anyone here who isn't celebrating Christmas?

Natasha Romanoff has been released from her bunker. She’ll be held in Hotel Block: 520, as the Council has decided she must faces charges for her actions. She’ll remain in that bunker until her trial, without visitors. As per usual, no residents from other blocks can enter Hotel without my permission.

Therefore, while Natasha has been given network access, it will be the responsibility of the Hotel block residents to make sure her needs are met as far as food and medicine are concerned.

Natasha’s test in terms of the false accusation was meant to test the the thoroughness of the Council and the Jury to investigate a claim and reach a verdict, whatever that verdict might have been. Natasha’s decision to not convincingly levy the accusation, but make Sharon do it for her, terminated the experiment. We’ll just have to find a way to test that another way.

Due to the Council’s swift action and the charges brought against Romanoff, we have disabled the timer. Romeo block residents will remain at the compound with everyone else.

Unless Delta is not released in the next thirty minutes.

TIMER

That was close.