Core tenants of Forkville:
- Everyone is welcome.
- To each according to their need, from each according to their ability. This is old school Earther Marxism and it seems like the best system to set up since we're such a small group.
- No violence.
I also need volunteers for the watch, as the machete-wielding monkey from yesterday might not be the last of the predators.
Who died and made you boss, Holden? No one died, no one is going to die, and I'm not the boss. I'm just a guy trying to organize so none of us go hungry.
I also have the only machete, so, you know, there's that.
Man, I miss the Roci.