Spinning Compass Network

so, what'd we miss this time?

This is Kat. I'm doing okay. Everyone else seems to be doing okay too. It's just puzzles so far. Nothing hostile I think. You don't need to be worried about the people trapped.

Is everyone here doing okay?

[OOC: I know people have a lot to catch up on so please feel free to reply to this later and after conversations in others (like Jacob's) have progressed. :-) Kat and Blank are just good at solving puzzles so they are already out. I'm just posting this to keep the timeline congruent.]

Discovered a new rule to live by: Never trust anything that doesn't die when you shoot it in the head.

If anyone could enlighten me as to just what in blazes happened I would appreciate it. One minute I am here in my flat, the next I'm in a crypt with an undead man who unbelievably has an ego double the size of my own. We're subjected to puzzles and upon completing them I allow him to talk me into going through a portal. Thankfully the portal led me back here, otherwise, I would be very cross. Though without some sort of explanation, I might decide to be cross anyway.

Laura lu tsengpe?

Edit: Where the fuck is Laura? Her name's on the phone, but it's gray like how Tommy's was before he arrived here, and I can't call her.

Is it wrong for me to complain that my boyfriend is under four feet tall? It absolutely feels wrong to call him my boyfriend with him like that.

What the shit, again?

Greetings to whomever finds this message. I am Knight Artorias, and it would seem, like most of you, I have been brought here for some reason that I am not aware of. Perhaps brought here by some guiding hand? I suppose it matters not. I have come here with my faithful companion, Sif. Please do not be alarmed if you find her. She is a very protective wolf.

This is such a strange and marvellous device. I am still learning how to use it, and there is much to learn about this place. Might I ask if there is a blacksmiths where I might be able to have my armour and sword repaired?

Who do you hear through the door? Are they anonymous voices or people you knew?

I hear people that I have wronged, people I have hurt, people who have hurt me greatly. And yet, a lot of them are not dead. One of them could not be in this Hell, since they are one with the Force. A few of them would never speak to anyone in such a manner, never mind to myself.

And so I think perhaps that the voices are not who they seem to be. They are not the people we know. The voices would seem to be tricking us. I think ignoring them will not cause harm to the people we think they are.

I may be speaking out of turn. I may have misunderstood this Hell completely, and if so, then I apologise. Please, let me know so I can correct my assumptions. But hopefully, this may help some people to feel better about the door.

Can people have devils in them?
My mom used to say that they did. But she said a lot of bullshit about people that she didn't like.  And she didn't like a lot of people.

If anyone goes through the door, don't bring devils back here.

Filtered to Dan and anyone in Dan's telepathy class

Are you guys hearing voices from the door in your head?

Who are the doctor types around here? I need to ask somebody something.

Hi.  I'm Eddie. A friend of Bill and Richie's.   

Talking to people by typing on a phone is weird, especially with a cast.

Do you all know that being in space is bad?  It's giving us a higher chance of cancer and other diseases, making us lose bones and muscles, messing with our hearts, giving us cataracts, all kinds of shit problems.  There might even be radiation.   If something breaks, we'll get sucked out into space, our eyes will freeze, our lungs are gonna turn inside out and our hearts will explode!

We should all get to skip school.  We can just use this google thing.

How the fuck do you deal with this? shit

I'm still figuring out how this shit station works.

I have a bunch of shit stuff from when I was a kid, like my old bike, aspirator and clothes. It all showed up with the rest of my shit stuff when I got here. I have more kid stuff than my regular stuff. In light of what happened to Bill and this place being batshit unpredictable - Does having my kid stuff mean I'm fucked something?

What happened? Why am I missing over three months?

What the fuck is this shit!