Sorry about this, but I don't know what to make of the situation and am frustrated. Apparently some people are gods now. I had briefly wondered if this island would be different from other words/planets/continents/etc., but apparently entities beyond a human's ability to meaningfully affect are a universal constant.
If anyone needs me (they won't; this is a formality), I'll be in my room until the gods inevitably depopulate each other to manageable levels.
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