Spinning Compass Network

So the ghost of someone that died back home showed up. The problem is, he's currently alive here on the island.

There were people in my house. Dead people with bullet wounds in their heads. A couple of them were standing up, looking right at me. The rest were sitting around the table like they were expecting me to bring them dinner or some fucking thing.

What the hell?

Are they what we need the salt and iron for? Are those the specters?

Hey people,

Eggsy and I were just talking. Anyone interested in doing some team training? Duels are rarely something we are faced with. Knowing how to fight together will help us the next time aliens come around. If you are interested, just signal it here. I'll try to organise it if enough are interested.

Kat

[Sif, Thor and Loki]

Can we maybe do training session between the four of us? Learning how to fight next to my family is the most important thing to me.

PIETRO! WHERE ARE YOU?!

[A truly awful selfie of Thor with his magical, mystical goats goes here. He looks happy but it is false.]

I have never introduced my recently arrived friends. Meet Tanngrisnir and Tanngnjóstr.

So, anyone that doesn't have an Earth calendar birthday, go ahead and comment here and I will randomly select one for you. If you want.

Or you can pick one. Because I feel kind of bad not being able to say Happy Birthday to some of you people.

This was not where I had intended to be.

Citizens, tell me- is this Midgard? I seem to recall a much greater population. Have I come in the wake of some calamity?

Would explain the detour.



These devices are very flimsy, by the way.

Huh.

My name is Thor Odinson. I have a few confessions to make. Some of which lay heavily on my heart. But the truth needs to be spoken so I can finally move past it.

1. Some of you know that I consider myself a mighty god but the truth is I am merely a guy obsessed with his hammer. Without Mjolnir I am only a man with an ego as big as Stark Tower.

2. I deeply regret not being a better uncle. That I let her clean up my dirty dishes is inconsiderate of me. I should know better! My niece is not my maid! I also believe it is my turn to clean the bathroom.

3. I have come to the realization that sorcerers will always be better. Brute force just cannot make up for the finesse of magical skills.

4. Singing under the shower is not very godly of me.

Having said this is a relief! I hope I can be forgiven for my misconceptions. Katherine, you are the best niece I could possibly wish for. I promise to clean up after myself.

What are your feelings on Loki?

( To Juliet )

I think we need to have a beard appreciation day.

How are you?

I killed a deer.

It was delicious.

Would anyone like some?

[Locked from Katherine]

Good morning, everyone.

Tomorrow is Katherine's birthday and I would like to invite you all to a great lunch feast in her honor. It would be my great privilege to host her friends in celebration on her day of birth. Please arrive to the mansion at noon. We end at three.

Gifts are not required but appreciated.

Thor



[To Loki]

I truly believe you should attend the party, brother, and I would be most glad for your visit. I am sure Katherine would like to see you, as well. It would be very good for her, I think.

I hope you would consider even arriving after the rest of the guests have left.

Plus, you may make fun of me and my state. You would enjoy it in person.

Well, this is awkward.

To my house mates,

Something awful has happened. I will not be out for dinner.

Hey. Does anyone know about an empty place that already had electricity?

[Thor]

Sorry. I don't want to stay at the mention. The security there is crazy. Laura told me I always have to come to her or Maryanne to gain access for visitors. I don't want that. I'm still young and I want to bring over people I met in town even when it is four am in the morning. We could get a place together if you wanted. I like having you around. But I'm moving out.

[Maryanne]

Hi. I just wanted to say that I will move out. The security is too controlling for me. I don't want to have to check with you in the middle of the night if I can bring someone home with me. Thank you for your help. I would still like to continue the training if that would be okay with you. I feel like I'm slowly making progress.

( Email to Laura )

( Email to Thor )

I see upon this device there has been much tragedy as of late. I am very sorry for your losses and if there is anything I can do to help you through this time you need only speak my name.

I have returned to this realm, it would seem. So, hello!