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The Mighty God of Thunder, Son of Odin (god_ofthunder) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2015-05-03 21:18:00

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!open, katherine lokadóttir, maryanne walker (oe), thor, ~wanda maximoff

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My name is Thor Odinson. I have a few confessions to make. Some of which lay heavily on my heart. But the truth needs to be spoken so I can finally move past it.

1. Some of you know that I consider myself a mighty god but the truth is I am merely a guy obsessed with his hammer. Without Mjolnir I am only a man with an ego as big as Stark Tower.

2. I deeply regret not being a better uncle. That I let her clean up my dirty dishes is inconsiderate of me. I should know better! My niece is not my maid! I also believe it is my turn to clean the bathroom.

3. I have come to the realization that sorcerers will always be better. Brute force just cannot make up for the finesse of magical skills.

4. Singing under the shower is not very godly of me.

Having said this is a relief! I hope I can be forgiven for my misconceptions. Katherine, you are the best niece I could possibly wish for. I promise to clean up after myself.

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	oldest_otter 2015-05-04 01:34 am UTC (link)
	Aren't most guys obsessed with their hammers? (Reply to this)

	threecenturyman 2015-05-04 02:18 am UTC (link)
	Did you mean for everybody to see this? (Reply to this)

	shesweird 2015-05-04 02:24 am UTC (link)
	You did just as well, if not better, as me against Ultron's legion. I will agree about the dishes, though. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	daddyissues_ 2015-05-04 11:24 am UTC (link)
	The red misty magical stuff though, that had more style than a bloke in a cape swinging a hammer. I know, right? He is so messy to live with. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	maryanne_walker 2015-05-04 05:49 am UTC (link)
	There is nothing ungodly about singing in the shower. Unless you're shattering glass. (Reply to this)

	daddyissues_ 2015-05-04 11:16 am UTC (link)
	That is sweet of you to say, uncle. You are quite a decent uncle yourself, if you would actually start cleaning up after yourself. (Reply to this)