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Man, this place is quiet with none of the kids around yet.

Today's Specials.


Breakfast: Cheddar cheese scrambled eggs with bacon and french toast. Choices of powdered sugar, maple syrup, or both. Also orange cranberry muffins and cinnamon coffee cake.


Dinner: Slow cooked brisket with potatoes, carrots, and cabbage. Accompanied by sweet corn bread. I started the brisket cooking at 6am and it should be done around 5pm.


Dessert: Chocolate raspberry cake and classic sugar cookies.


Anything on the menu is still available, of course, and Lacey will let you know if she's got any lunch specials going on.

Nga yawne lu oer hu nìwotx txe'lan. Nga fra'u ne oe. Nga si oe lrr. Nga 'aw si nì'aw. Ayoeng muntxa tìrey.

Alright, people. I am trying to make a list of everybody's birthdays so that we can maybe have a party once a month or just make a post of some kind wishing everybody a happy birthday, that kind of thing.

If you are in the SHIELD database there is no need to post your birthday here because I already have it. Yes, I hacked SHIELD before getting sent here. It's what I do. Anyway.

Anyone who isn't in the SHIELD database, I will need your birthday. If you've already given it to me, please give it to me again because I seem to have lost track of this information.

If you don't know your birthday or lost track of when it is, that's fine too. Just pick a random month and we'll add you to it.


Thank you very much in advance.

Please include a name with the date because my memory for faces is shit and if JARVIS doesn't know who you are then neither do I.

Okay, from this point forward there will be a case in the building of doors that has tracker bracelets in it. Please, before you go through a door, put one on. It'll help make sure that everyone stays safe and help keep track of who goes through the door.


If you don't want to deal with bracelet but you do want to be kept track of, I also have tracker chips that can be injected under the skin. Just let me know if you want one.