Alright, people. I am trying to make a list of everybody's birthdays so that we can maybe have a party once a month or just make a post of some kind wishing everybody a happy birthday, that kind of thing.
If you are in the SHIELD database there is no need to post your birthday here because I already have it. Yes, I hacked SHIELD before getting sent here. It's what I do. Anyway.
Anyone who isn't in the SHIELD database, I will need your birthday. If you've already given it to me, please give it to me again because I seem to have lost track of this information.
If you don't know your birthday or lost track of when it is, that's fine too. Just pick a random month and we'll add you to it.
Thank you very much in advance.
Please include a name with the date because my memory for faces is shit and if JARVIS doesn't know who you are then neither do I.