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Merry Christmas everyone! I hope you have a lovely day.

Always so much pressure to be happy today, makes it almost impossible to actually enjoy it.

Different when you're with your kids, though. God, I miss

Is no one polite enough to get killed today so I at least have something to do

I require your assistance, Sookie.

So I have found out some interesting things about this body switch over that I need to let all of you know about. Yes, I am still a genie. I still have all of my magical powers. The thing is, I don't need my lamp anymore. I don't have the bracelets. So I'm not a slave to it.

Do I still grant wishes? Yes. But you don't have to rub my lamp to get them. And I can take careful consideration as to whether or not I will actually grant the wish. It's not an automatic thing anymore.

There are still rules to the magic. I can't get you home. I can't bring anyone back from the dead. I can't make anyone fall in love. I can't hurt anyone. I can't give you something that will allow you to hurt someone. Someone once wished for information that would help them kill someone and I couldn't do it. So that kind of thing is out. I'm still figuring things out as I go for the most part, but those are the rules I have for now.

So if you need something, come ask me and I'll think about it and determine whether or not I can actually grant the wish. Thanks for your time.