Alright, now... Double-u-tee-EFF!?
When I said yesterday that I should have been almost 50 (well, 45, to be specific!) when ickle little Bumby was 23, I NEVER expected the island to actually wake me UP to actually
be close to 50!
Well... LOOK close to 50, at least. I mean, I still FEEL more or less 23...
Save for some minor chest pains, that is! What IS this bloody island DOING!?
Although -- I suppose I should at LEAST be grateful that none of these kids that are showing up are mine own...! I mean, I'd make a lousy parent, I'm certain sure, after the poor example
I had from mine own mum and dad.