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Parnel Rhonda Jugson (Hemingway) (aphotic_auror) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2013-08-13 06:44:00

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!open, ~rachel berry

Alright, now... Double-u-tee-EFF!?

When I said yesterday that I should have been almost 50 (well, 45, to be specific!) when ickle little Bumby was 23, I NEVER expected the island to actually wake me UP to actually be close to 50!

Well... LOOK close to 50, at least. I mean, I still FEEL more or less 23... ~~Save for some minor chest pains, that is!~~

What IS this bloody island DOING!?

Although -- I suppose I should at LEAST be grateful that none of these kids that are showing up are mine own...! I mean, I'd make a lousy parent, I'm certain sure, after the poor example I had from mine own mum and dad.

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	ernestoic 2013-08-13 08:13 am UTC (link)
	Jesus. Did watching Bumby age you overnight? I guess you have to be careful about giving the spire ideas. For what it's worth, you look pretty good for 50. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	aphotic_auror 2013-08-13 08:57 am UTC (link)
	Hah! If only it could be explained away so damned easily...! I mean, maybe it's at least temporary? I can hope at least. And... thanks, I suppose, Mister Hemingway...! At least you find me attractive, in spite of being half my apparent age! Hah... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ernestoic 2013-08-13 05:35 pm UTC (link)
	These things usually seem to be, as far as I can understand. Yes, of course, I'd be a fool not to. Are you okay? Was Bumby all right for you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

aphotic_auror
2013-08-13 09:30 pm UTC (link)

I'm fine, really, sir... Cheers for asking, though!

I mean, Bumby seemed fine with it, as well; I suppose that there's something to be said for scents, and I definitely still have my same old scent: sort of soapy, you know what I mean?

Anyway's, well, I think that Bumby likes me just fine looking more like his Grandmother than his mum! I suppose he still recognises me, by my scent, or -- maybe he'll just take to calling me "mémé" instead of "mum" now...! Who knows, really with that kiddo...? Hah!

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	glee_rachel 2013-08-13 11:58 am UTC (link)
	Wait you aged?? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	aphotic_auror 2013-08-13 12:02 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, dear, I did in fact, age... I mean, I went to bed last night a full 23 years of age and NOW look at me...! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	glee_rachel 2013-08-13 12:07 pm UTC (link)
	How did that happen? I mean I found out I have a kid but I never aged or anything. Unless it's this island messing with us or something. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

aphotic_auror
2013-08-13 08:47 pm UTC (link)

Lucky you...! I mean, for serious, count your blessings... Like your child... Whom you get to meet before the sperm donor-- or Quinn, I suppose -- impregnates you... Or HER, I suppose... Could go either way, rather...! Heh...!

Anyway's, where was I? Oh yes: Count your blessings, and thank G-d that you aren't old enough to have teenaged kids -- much less be a grandmother too boot I suppose, if my hypothetical kids and I were both young parents...

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	glee_rachel 2013-08-13 09:14 pm UTC (link)
	Uh yeah it's really strange. I just thought Quinn and I were best friends. Not lovers or partners. I'm all confused, but it will be alright. I hope that you get back to your regular age. And that things go better for you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aphotic_auror 2013-08-13 09:23 pm UTC (link)
	Thanks, dear...! I hope you find out who the sperm door is, if you HAD one, that is! Heh... (Reply to this) (Parent)