Spinning Compass Network

Hi,
You don't know me, but your wife mentioned that you were good at carving stone. I hate to ask a favor before I've even said hello to you, but our stone carver kind of vanished, and... Well, I don't know if you've read it or not, but a woman named Grey White has been kill passed away. I'd like to do something for her man, and the friends, she left behind, but I haven't any skill when it comes to that sort of thing.

I was wondering, and hoping, you could help? If you would?

Thank you

Maryanne.

[Filtered to Imrahil]

How is your daughter?

This place is strange. The people here are strange.

And aye, if you think I'm talking about you, I probably am.

Also, mortals whine a lot.

And they seem to die and get sick a lot, too.

[edited after Applejack's reply]
[Filtered; Tony Stark]

Hello sir, we've spoken briefly before. I write to you now for one purpose. I met you in New York City several months ago, before I was brought here. I know you are an engineer yourself, and as an architect and structural engineer myself I think we have some common interests.

( cut because of all the ridiculous spam that happened in here! )

Okay everponybody! It's time to shake off those cobwebs that's buildin' up between your fingers! I'd more than reckon that it's time for a good ol' barn raisin' party! We need young, old, tall, short, thin and stout. If we get as many people involved as we can we can get this barn up in just a few hours!

And for anyone that joins in we got some Zap apple pies, tarts and jam. Even some special zap apple cider! I can promise a good time can be had by all! It's not just work it can be play too.

So what do ya'll say?

Edit: I've done decided that I'll do it all on my lonesome. Anyone else that has any bright ideas, they aren't welcome. Thanks but no thanks.