... On the 25th.
I'm doing a whole hell of a lot of cooking the day before, the night before, and probably leading up to it. If I can get any help with the monstrous task of cooking to feed an Army that would be great.
I'll even make it easy! I have a whole huge family cookbook memorized. It was the only good thing that ever came out of my youth. So what I'll do is I'll fix up the recipes, so all you have to do is stuff them in your oven. And follow the heating, and timing instructions.
For the people who aren't interested in all that, come! Fill a chair with your butt and help this food not go to waste! You too can make starving children in China envious because you licked your plate clean. (Not making fun... It's a pun off of a line from a Christmas movie.)
Everybody is invited. Bring your kids! Bring your critters! Bring yourselves!