Spinning Compass Network

So, I've found that I have two room mates and I have no idea who they are as I have not yet met them.


Guys, I'd like to change that. Roomy meeting maybe? Whenever is convenient for you.

Yeah, so I woke up this morning to find that this place has roomed me with not one but two lovely girls. Granted, I'm rather far from being any form of babe-magnet, but this isn't bad. Not bad at all.

Wonder if I'm supposed to protect them?

Or...I don't know.

Dear Neverland

What the heck island? You're super wacko. I mean GAH really. It's one thing to give Matt boobs! It's completely different to make them bigger than mine! Talk about give a girl a complex.

Love
Sophia.

So what are standard birthday celebrations around here? Are there any traditions that any of you typically hold onto? It's been so long since I've celebrated a birthday outside of Narnia that I don't know how different things are in this world.

You know when you crave something so bad that you just end up having a full blown dinner meal for breakfast?

Best Ghraybeh, Samboosak and Kofta Kabab ever.

Samir, I got plenty of leftovers for you. You too skinny.

Now to officially close the stupidest argument we've been in on this island so far, let's see if the faint of heart among us have gotten the hint.

You can't tell a chicken's sex by looking at its breast. And has anyone seen my dearest cock and ass? My bitch found a bone and neglected to guard them. And look, there's a tit in the tree trying to befriend a booby.

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Hello everyone,

your resident pub owner speaking. I was thinking about giving a huge Christmas party. A dinner where everyone could come and celebrate. A few here have just arrived, others might not have so many tight bonds. And basically, I want a place where everyone feels welcolm and can celebrate together.

Anyone interested?

Mitchell

So if we can't leave what the fuck does everyone do here? And has anyone tried making a fucking boat or something?

Smoking.

Pot.

Who's up?