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Cerise
Hey, sweetie. I have something I want to run by you.

Emma
I saw Henry was here. I can't believe how grown up he is! How are you handling it?

Usually traveling between realms is a little more complicated than just falling asleep one place and waking up in another. These angels must be really powerful.

Mom? Grandpa? Hook? Ella? Are any of you here?

Are you working tonight, love? Catching scum and snatching them off the streets?

If not, I thought I could make us something for dinner. And we could chat about other things. Or one specific thing, rather.

Can you find Harriet and potentially heal her, please? I've still got her scarf and a spare potion. Harry did something to her, must have been a sibling's quarrel that didn't involve hair pulling or letting loose air biscuits in each other's faces.

I want to kill someone, but I don't think anyone's left alive in this city after all the recent peacock-strutting bloodshed by the soulless masses.

[Hook & Emma]
Are we going with the demons-stealing-souls theory here?

[Cerise]
How are you and your friend doing, honey?

private message - carlos, harry, and emma

Well, Swan and I went to check out your vegetable friend. It's most certainly a 'magical' coma, meaning, don't expect doctors to have any reasonable explanation for you. If her wee manfriend hasn't tried True Love's Kiss yet, I'd advise him to do so. I also took it upon myself to work a little magic on one of the roses from the arboretum - it's tied to her lifespan now, so as long as the petals remain she's alive. And with every petal that falls, she's that much closer to croaking-- But I thought you might want it to keep track of her. You can have it, of course for a price.

private message - klaus

Still working on that little thing we discussed. I've got all I need from the plants, now I've just got to add a few things from the magic shop and we'll be set. Wouldn't say no to some company while I'm extracting deadly poison though, if you're bored.

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Son of a fish!

What I wouldn't give for an evil curse right about now.

Swan
Tell me that you've at least tried something to get us out of here. My magic doesn't seem to be working

Hi, my name is Carlos and Harriet suggested you might be able to help me? I have Mal's spellbook. Well, I mean I guess it is really Maleficent's, but still. I'm trying to find a spell to wake her up since the doctors are failing. Mal isn't human.

So far I've found a lot of weird spells, not the type I need. Could one of you look at the book and see what I am missing?

[Uma]
Gil voted aye. The mutt is ours.

[LRC + Harriet + CJ + Jade]
Mal got herself bloody stabbed last night. The idiot. I went with the pup to the hospital since I wasn't about to let him wander alone. He is currently asleep on the couch with Dude and Tick Tock. When he wakes up he will be able to see the filter.

I would appreciate it if no one else got themselves stabbed, savvy?

[Evie]
And how long are they going to keep Mal in the hospital? We won't be visiting again.

[Da + Emma]
One of the traitorskids from home got stabbed. Figured that is something I should probably mention?

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hello? finally i apologize for the snow is anyone out there, who knows how to fix these machines?

Okay. First dinosaurs, now angels - though granted, I sort of knew what I was getting into with the dinosaurs. Angels are just completely not there for me, as in, I'm not computing any of this. It's not a feeling I particularly enjoy.

I even tried pinching myself, but the lucid dream is not actually a dream - not that I could come up with any of this anyway, even after a late night and cold dim sum.

Right, hi. I'm Claire.

So. Angels. Seem to be bossy and judgmental, so clearly the BFFs of the fairies.

Name’s Harriet. So what is the situation here?

You about, Swan? We need to have a bit of a chat.

Being sent to other worlds is starting to get a little repetitive.

Angels? Of all the preposterous things I've heard her be called, an Angel isn't one of them.

Would serve as a nice cover if I still didn't remember everything. Lets see how this one goes.

Hope this place is better than Wonderland.

Well, what do you do when your lady friend curses you and turns you into a monster?

The answer is not 'get mysteriously shuffled off to another realm,' but to quell my urge to burn everything to the ground, I'll go ahead and ask where the best place to drink is. Wouldn't mind a tour guide either, preferably an attractive one - ladies, gentlemen, it matters fuck all to me.

Name's Killian. Killian Jones, but most call me Hook - and I really hate typing on these infernal devices with only one hand.

So there's a lot of panicking about all these disappearances. Which is odd, considering that's what this place does. Isn't it.

But. I might be inclined to help. For the right price.

I hate this place.

Well. Isn't this just positively delightful. Unfortunately, you've made an error, my lesser half would have been the better choice. The only battles I fight are those that benefit me, myself and I.

Now. Who wants to be a good little subject and tell me how I get back to where I need to be?