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Anyone seen me sister Harriet?

We have a problem.

Something obviously happened to Harry, and I need to figure out what the hell that was so we can fix it.

Forget Valentine's Day, today is actually a greater holiday and all about one person I couldn't survive this place without.

Happy Birthday Harry.

Four days.

[Lost Revenge Crew]
None of you lot better get yourselves yanked for a challenge. My birthday is in four days and I don't want to spend it worrying about any of you.

Never seen so many hearts and pink things.... Not even in Boreadon...

Alright so, this isn't Boreadon, but it also ain't the Isle. Guess the angels could have dumped me off in worse places.

[Filtered to people from the Isle and from Auradon]

Okay, so I have been doing a LOT of thinking. And I know that there's a lot of stuff going on that I don't know about yet and this place is very different, and I get that. And I also know that no matter how much I might want you all to be, you're not all going to be friends with each other because there's been a lot of mistakes and hurt feelings and bad stuff between everyone. I KNOW all of that.

But I also know that you all mean a lot to me in different ways. And as I said to Mal, I am not the last tube of mascara between my mother and my aunt. If it means that much to people, I will live in a different place entirely and visit everyone. Or spend a different night each week with different people. Because my choice is that I am not going to choose. Mal, the crew protected me when they had nothing to gain from doing so. And Harry, Uma? Mal, Evie, Carlos and Jay inspired me to be braver and keep on dreaming.

And here's the last thing I know. Harry said there were monsters here but I shouldn't be scared because you'd all be here to protect me. And I'm not scared because I know that's true and because I'm a child of the Isle and we don't get scared. But I am also starting to see that this place has a lot to be afraid of. Something was dangerous enough to nearly kill Harriet and I didn't even think she could bleed. So I say that sticking together even if we're not all friends with each other is the best thing we can do.

Oh! And one more last last thing I know! Gummy bears are delicious! And so are peanut butter cups!

Any other strange holidays coming up I should know about?

[Uma]
Seems Jay got himself a girl that got turned into a vampire. No clue if she is like me, but be on guard, love.

[Da]
Uma gets a bit...heated sometimes.

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[CJ]
Hey, twerp. Get your pajamas. We are going to spend the night with Harriet.

I need coffee.

[Filtered to LRC (inc. CJ)]

I'm awake. Obviously. And home, Harry smuggled me out of the hospital. Now under strict orders to not do anything stupid or dangerous for a few days until his blood is out of my system.

I'm sorry

What did I miss during my nap?

I don't take orders from people back home, what makes you think kidnapping me is going to change anything?

Tell you what, you send me back home and I won't tell my siblings that you were dumb enough to kidnap me.

It never fucking ends.

[LRC + Dizzy - Harry, Harriet, & Evie]

Stay away from Harry until I can figure out a way to fix him.

[Mal + Ben + Jay]

If I were yous I'd stay clear of Harry. At this point he just might cash in on all that hate and do something stupid.

I'm officially done playing babysitter. You all can suffer.

Could someone kindly tell me where all the hunters are? One of them tried to kill me and I'd like to return the favor by ripping their intestines out.

(Pretend this was yesterday)

Where are you? You okay?

Bored.

I'd say last night was a success! We seem to only have one hungover crewmate. Bit surprised he made it as far as he did. Poor pup.

[Lizzie Bird]
Hungover, love?

I wish Freddie was here.

[Jade]

Still scaring your roommate?

[Harry]

What happened to you last night?

Did anyone else get some weird gifts from home recently?

Got something we might find useful.

This is one lame joke.

Angels? Really?