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There is a serious shortage of maternity clothes that are cute.

[Killian]
I wanted to say thank you for the other night.

[Josh]
Option A is we go out to dinner and dress up for no reason whatsoever.
Option B is rent a bunch of movies and eat ice cream straight out of the carton.

Thoughts? I am up to other suggestions if you still want to be my date for this Valentine's Day. I mean Option C is I just go to a baby store and make a fake registry.

Can't say that was exactly fun or anything. I think I need a drink.

So, I just got back from my appointment and I wanted to tell you that ... we're having a boy.

This might seem frivolous at a time like this, but I am torn on a few color schemes.

Mint/Lilac
Lemon yellow/Periwinkle
Rose/Grey
Seafoam green/White

Pinterest only makes matters worse because now I want like everything possible for a baby nursery. Not like I can hide my stomach anymore, who cares if everyone knows.

People are so fucking predictable that it's gone way past the amusing stage to just plain boring. How tragic, there were such high hopes.

I saw someone wearing a parka today, but it was only about 60 out. I don't get it. That is barely cold at all!

[Roomies]
Did you want to do anything for Thanksgiving?

I guess it isn't an awful thing that Halloween candy is already on clearance. Means I can hand some out at work; if we even get trick or treaters. Still kind of weird that most people in this town just seem oblivious, like everything is normal.

[Carrie]
If you are going to that party would you like some help getting ready?

I assume there isn't anything original left to say about this whole thing, right? So...

Angels. Wow. Fun.

Now has anyone tried actually confronting these "angels"?

I'm not quite sure what the heck is happening, but I cannot be here to fight in another battle! I'm needed back home to help protect my world.

Not to mention, my friends will think that something even worse has happened to me!

Can anyone see this?

...hello? Is this my punishment?