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Forget Valentine's Day, today is actually a greater holiday and all about one person I couldn't survive this place without.

Happy Birthday Harry.

[Filtered to people from the Isle and from Auradon]

Okay, so I have been doing a LOT of thinking. And I know that there's a lot of stuff going on that I don't know about yet and this place is very different, and I get that. And I also know that no matter how much I might want you all to be, you're not all going to be friends with each other because there's been a lot of mistakes and hurt feelings and bad stuff between everyone. I KNOW all of that.

But I also know that you all mean a lot to me in different ways. And as I said to Mal, I am not the last tube of mascara between my mother and my aunt. If it means that much to people, I will live in a different place entirely and visit everyone. Or spend a different night each week with different people. Because my choice is that I am not going to choose. Mal, the crew protected me when they had nothing to gain from doing so. And Harry, Uma? Mal, Evie, Carlos and Jay inspired me to be braver and keep on dreaming.

And here's the last thing I know. Harry said there were monsters here but I shouldn't be scared because you'd all be here to protect me. And I'm not scared because I know that's true and because I'm a child of the Isle and we don't get scared. But I am also starting to see that this place has a lot to be afraid of. Something was dangerous enough to nearly kill Harriet and I didn't even think she could bleed. So I say that sticking together even if we're not all friends with each other is the best thing we can do.

Oh! And one more last last thing I know! Gummy bears are delicious! And so are peanut butter cups!

That was probably my least favorite challenge to date.

[Kai]
Are you souled or are you still all soulless, love?

[Gil]
Are you okay? I mean-
I know it wasn't me, mate, but you know. I did thaw the ship...
I'm sorry. Forgive me.

[Uma]
How do I fix this? I can't lose you, Captain. I fixed the Lost Revenge, she's back to sailing status, Uma.

I didn't-
You know I'd never actually go after our ship.

[Filtered to the souled members of LRC]

I am so sorry, I can't even begin to

Where's Harry?

Dizzy is gone. All of her stuff disappeared from Uma's and when I ran to our apartment to see if she went to do something crazy like look for the Princess, her door was wide open and every trace of her was gone.

I haven't seen CJ, either.

I'm officially done playing babysitter. You all can suffer.

So, I know that we don't give a damn about Mal and her group.

However...

The Princess is one of us and I see that Jay is going looking for her.

Will be able to help her after we get her back to herself if she hurts someone she knows?

Just curious.

Right now, I'm trying to keep Dizzy distracted as she is upset about the souls thing. But if you want me to, I can go hunting to try and bring her back to where we can keep her under wraps.

Bloody Hell.

[Gil]
Get your gorgeous face to Uma's. Help Dizzy pack, I don't want either of you near Harriet at the moment.

[Dizzy]
Pack your things, runt. You're sleeping over tonight.

[Archie]
Please tell me you haven't turned into a sodding prick, yeah?

[Mal, Ben, Jay]
You three still annoying as ever or have you finally decided to go evil?

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[Evie]
Pack your things.

Need to talk. You and I.

I'm not sure what this is all supposed to be but I'm not laughing.

[Uma]
Gil voted aye. The mutt is ours.

[LRC + Harriet + CJ + Jade]
Mal got herself bloody stabbed last night. The idiot. I went with the pup to the hospital since I wasn't about to let him wander alone. He is currently asleep on the couch with Dude and Tick Tock. When he wakes up he will be able to see the filter.

I would appreciate it if no one else got themselves stabbed, savvy?

[Evie]
And how long are they going to keep Mal in the hospital? We won't be visiting again.

[Da + Emma]
One of the traitorskids from home got stabbed. Figured that is something I should probably mention?

Seems I need to go buy some new ornaments. Oops?

[Gil]
I voted aye already, as did the Captain, but we need your lovely vote.

Carlos De Vil. I want him as a member of the crew. Mal, the traitorous bitch, doesn't deserve him so I say we steal him.

[Evie]
Princess, come have Christmas with us. It's going to be on the Lost Revenge.

Turn this ship around me boys
Turn around and run!
That storm it wants a battle

I need to drink a bar.

[Archie]
Was us making up all because Veronica wanted my girl?

Oh, I thought I heard the Ol' Man say,
Leave her, Johnny, Leave her!
Tomorrow ye will get your pay,
An it's time for us to leave her!
Leave her, Johnny, leave her!
Oh, leave her, Johnny, leave her!
For the voyage is long and the winds don't blow
And it's time for us to leave her.

This is starting to annoy me. I had me fun, but I'm good now.

[Uma]
My hair is a tangled mess and I don't know how to fix it. Help me.

[Gil]
Captain says yer to braid this blasted hair.

Granted, I know I am not the smartest guy out there, but what the fuck is going on?

I saw part of a conversation on that Daddy Hook's post and then things disappeared.

Got something we might find useful.

This place has a way of destroying you. I shouldn't even be surprised by things at this point. I don't even know what I'm fighting for anymore It is what it is.

[Veronica]

That deal still on the table?

[Harry, Gil, CJ, Carlos]

Lets do this whole Christmas thing. Like, big. Tree, decorations, gingerbread house. The works.

What's likelihood of you being able to smuggle something good to drink into this place?

Are you fucking serious? I missed Thanksgiving? Way to be real douches, angels. Fuck this. I'm going to sleep for a goddamn month now.

[Lizzie]
You alright?

[Gil]
Die from your wound yet, Pirate Boy?

[Ipswich bros]
Two. I had two fucking different things I had to go through. Clowns are awful. I now know what it feels like to have no magic.

There better be leftover Thanksgiving stuff in the fridge or I am going to be upset.