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Tamsin lost her soul. We were out and... She was gone for like, five minutes, but whatever demon wanted her got her. She's not herself anymore.

She said something about Acacia so I'm guessing that's the form the demon took.

Check in. Please tell me none of you have hopped on the crazy train.

So, somewhere I don’t belong and vampires and witches? This sounds more and more like a coma dream or one of Seth’s comics.

Has anyone tried digging underneath the barrier?

Lauren's gone.

Before I wound up here I thought my life was crazy but after being here a little while I'm starting to really miss the crazy I knew. This is a whole new level of crazy. Like crazy I can't even begin to figure out how to deal with.

Stupid angels.

You take my only family and just throw new people in my face.

[Murphy]
The barrier isn't electronic. At least not any tech I've ever encountered. We don't seem to be in a program either, all results came back negative. We are stuck awhile longer. And everything fucking sucks.

I'm out of gummy bears.

[Monty]
Is this what the future is like? Do we all fight like this all the time?

I feel so lost, Monty. I'm sorry I leave you. I can't ever make it up to you and I don't even remember doing it.

Hey, you.

I assume there isn't anything original left to say about this whole thing, right? So...

Angels. Wow. Fun.

Now has anyone tried actually confronting these "angels"?

I still haven't decided what to go as. I need to get a move on it.

[Dagny/Tam-Tam]
You guys are going to this party, right?

What are you going as?

This place...is something.

Monty, where are you?

If I never see another clown in my life it will be too soon. Seriously. Some of the masks they've got are extremely creepy.

In other news, Halloween is playing in theaters here. I think I've got to check it out this weekend.

[Tam-Tam and Dagny]

We should all have dinner.

Well. Isn't this just positively delightful. Unfortunately, you've made an error, my lesser half would have been the better choice. The only battles I fight are those that benefit me, myself and I.

Now. Who wants to be a good little subject and tell me how I get back to where I need to be?

The Reasons Why This Place Sucks
A Manifesto by Dagny Malikov

#1. My own mother doesn't recognize me.
#2. Kenzi hasn't even talked to me since I showed up.
#3. My sister Bo isn't here.
#4. The Total Mansplain Package as presented by these dumbass angels who won't let us go.
#5. I'm stuck with roommates that I never asked for and that keep moving out like I haven't showered or something. I totally showered! Powder fresh, baby!
#6. There's still psychos and bad guys running around starting shit even though we're all stuck in this prison together and DUH wouldn't it make more sense to work together? Hi. I've seen a few of you out there. Can't wait to be killing you soon. xo
#7. Where's Dyson?
#8. Wheres' Lauren?
#9. Where's Vex and the others?
#10. I want to go home.


I want to go home.

Anyone else think we should come up with a universal welcome post or some beginner's guide to being stuck here? And if so, what should be included?

Is anyone feeling a little more clumsy than usual today? It can't be just me, right?

First inhumans, now angels? What's next? Santa's still real and the tooth fairy is something more than parents creepily holding teeth and replacing them with glitter filled two dollar bills?

Is this for real? If it's some fucktards way of trying to be funny? It's really not.

Alright - what kind of game are Amelie and Oliver playing with me now? I don't have time for this - I need to get back to Morganville and my friends.

Whats the big idea Mike, ye fuckin toff bastard? Considerin all I've done for you, and no bloody explanation? If you want my help you can ask me to my face, so I can tell ya to fuck off in person. Fuckin c**t...