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What the shit is this? Strangely not the weirdest thing that has ever happened to me, but it's up there.

This wasn't what I had in mind when I went under. Pretty sure I made it clear I was done fighting someone else's war.

Does she know?

After some weird times lately, I decided to focus on work. You know, when I became a PI at home, I was working on finding missing people, gathering evidence against a stalker. Now? I am following people cheating on their spouses. Not what I had in mind.

[BUCKY]

Thank you, for being so awesome when I was dealing with the home stuff. You really are the best.

[CLINT AND AMERICA]

So, as my very best friends, I wanted to tell you the good news, I'm officially dating Bucky. I am also about to try to get the approval of Captain America to date his best friend. Probably shouldn't mention all the times I sassed our Steve, right?

[STEVE]

Hello Mr Captain America, sir. How are you settling in to LA? I'm sorry if I kind of threw you with the knowing another you thing. and by the way, is it okay if I date your best friend? I'd really like to get to know this you, if that's okay?

Clint? Sam? Wanda?

Did we make it out?

Going to take a wild guess and say these angels aren't exactly who they say they are.

Otherwise? I can say I've seen everything.