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You know, if these so called angels would have at least asked me if I wanted to fight in a war, I probably would have said yes. The kidnapping is unnecessary.

Who's in charge here?

What the shit is this? Strangely not the weirdest thing that has ever happened to me, but it's up there.

This wasn't what I had in mind when I went under. Pretty sure I made it clear I was done fighting someone else's war.

Does she know?

After some weird times lately, I decided to focus on work. You know, when I became a PI at home, I was working on finding missing people, gathering evidence against a stalker. Now? I am following people cheating on their spouses. Not what I had in mind.

[BUCKY]

Thank you, for being so awesome when I was dealing with the home stuff. You really are the best.

[CLINT AND AMERICA]

So, as my very best friends, I wanted to tell you the good news, I'm officially dating Bucky. I am also about to try to get the approval of Captain America to date his best friend. Probably shouldn't mention all the times I sassed our Steve, right?

[STEVE]

Hello Mr Captain America, sir. How are you settling in to LA? I'm sorry if I kind of threw you with the knowing another you thing. and by the way, is it okay if I date your best friend? I'd really like to get to know this you, if that's okay?

[FILTERED TO BUCKY BARNES]

Are you free right now?

[FILTERED TO AMERICA CHAVEZ]

I remember it. And more as well.

[FILTERED TO CLINT BARTON]

I could use some target practice later, you in?

Hey Red. You want to have dinner again soon? I can't cook worth a damn though, so maybe we should go for pizza or something. Sad west coast pizza, but still pizza all the same.

Clint? Sam? Wanda?

Did we make it out?

One thing this whole demon souls thing has shown me is that I need to kick up my training to keep up with this. Can someone help me out with that? I want to push and challenge myself as much as possible. I can already fight at a reasonable level, but I need to be better than that.

Bucky
You're back.

Gabriel
Stop thinking so much.

[Filtered to: America, Bucky, Clint, Natasha, Pietro]

Clint's soul is back where it belongs, good work team! We are awesome.

I am now going to get some awesome sleep. We all should.

Since I have no idea if my roommate is still rage filled, America? Can I sleep in your bed for a bit? I promise I will try to avoid drooling on your pillows!

[Bucky Barnes]

Please tell me what
You will tell me what

Tell me the events of yesterday.

[Clint Barton]

So, how you doing? Please, I need you back

I feel like having some fun. Do you wanna have some fun?

[Bucky]

Hey, what happened to you? Thought we were going to meet up! Things seem pretty crazy right now, everything okay?

ETA: [Clint and America]

Freaking out, there's something wrong with Bucky.

Okay, seriously I've been here for six hours, count'em six hours and all I can see is everyone has lost their fucking minds!

Seriously, Damon was right people are going batshit crazy outside and in the halls of my apartment. This is not how I wanted to ring in 2018!

Okay... The fact that I can't get outta here is really making me wanna smash something.

Explanation, now

And no bullshit about angels and fighting, because that's dumb shit. Ultimates? Cap? Stark? Shit, I'd take Danvers and her crazy right now. Is this some Inhuman prison cause I

I'm three steps from busting down this whole place.

You're here too.

So over the years I've flown back and forth between New York and LA many times and one thing that always helped me remember where I was was the weather. My entire system is so confused with this snow, for the record. Is this actually going to be a white LA Christmas?!

[Filtered to Clint Barton]

Vampires. My roommate situation comes with vampire complications.