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And yet again attempts at baking fail. This cake...is sad.

[Kol & Kai]
Harry is going to try and murder you both whenever what you did to him wears off.

Anyone seen a small blond bundle of cray running around here? She'd likely be destroying all the annoying Valentine's decorations because it's fun.

Speaking of Valentine's Day, those applications are still open to give me gifts.

Claire, Harry, Kol, Cami
I took her ring and spelled the apartment, which means she got taken for a challenge. ...She got taken for a challenge.

Nadia
Come to the apartment tonight around 8.

I love a holiday that celebrates love.

For once things are going my way.

I want to celebrate. A party of sorts. Perhaps a gala.

So that is what these bloody challenges consist of? I think I'll pass on the next one.

Allison
Make it back in one piece...?

I need a trip to a bloody spa.

[Marcel]
Tell me you haven't gotten bloody snagged up, love. Kol didn't meet me for drinks and I can only assume a challenge got him.

[Mikaelsons]
It seems another round of challenges is upon us. Do try and be careful, though we seem to have little control of if we get bloody picked or not. Kol has most likely found himself pulled into a challenge since I can't find him anywhere and this is the only excuse I am willing to accept for him standing me up.

Vincent

We might have a problem, friend.

bloody hell

San Francisco, eh? I suppose there are worse places I could have ended up.

Mikaelsons
We have a problem. Elijah, Rebekah. Tell me you don't remember more from home.

Seems this place is already starting to lose it's wow factor. I've never really been a fan of tight spaces. I get bored easily.

Mikaelsons
I'm in need of entertainment. ..We all know how dangerous that can be.

Davina
You're quiet, love.

Claire
How you holding up, darling?

A bloody Uber is a ripoff it seems. Plain extortion.

Well, well, well. Looks like someone failed.

So, my world didn't end last night. Forever grateful. Also, my best girl left this place thanks to the sodding angels. I'll be hiring three dancers to take her place. Come by Seventh Veil today after 2PM if you'd like to give an audition.

Katherine
Has motherhood kept you busy, doll face?

I have no excuse for my actions. Do know that I am no longer plagued to be some soulless creature. Although I know a few of you would still think otherwise.

I don't think I will ever leave home without a bloody hex bag again. This is so frustrating. Now if I could just wipe out all the demons at once and be done with this madness.

I'm officially done playing babysitter. You all can suffer.

Hello, sister. Tell me you're still you, yeah?

Annoying. The computer isn't running fast enough to work the calculations I want. Perhaps Myriam was correct and any decent computer uses a human brain for a hard drive and processor.

I know crimes are frowned upon, but what if you commit them for a good reason?

I'd say last night was a success! We seem to only have one hungover crewmate. Bit surprised he made it as far as he did. Poor pup.

[Lizzie Bird]
Hungover, love?

Stores this close to Christmas are insane.

[Kai]
I got Mo some of her own clothes, but mainly because I didn't trust you not to dress her up like a cartoon character.

I also picked up some books for her.