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Happy Birthday to me. I guess

As much as a girl loves an all expenses paid trip to LA, this is a little much. Why the hell are angels snatching people? I have things to do. Important things.

Lissa? Why can I feel you?

If it's questions you all seek I'm afraid I can't give them. I will have you all know that the person known as Raven Reyes is currently...taking a leave of absence.

I'm here to monitor you all. That is my own objective at this time.

I ran into Shannon tonight while I was out on patrol.

...How are we doing on that whole soul thing?

Hate to say it, but Dominique is gone. Her shit isn't in her room anymore.

I believe this goes just a tad beyond the norm of 'Potential Vampire Slayer' occupational hazards, doesn't it?

How have I travelled 14 years in time?

Sunnydale + Mel - Shannon
Has anyone heard from her?

Shannon
I miss you.

Molly
How are you, love?

[Filtered against the soulless]

Okay, so I know I'm fairly new here so I'm pretty much out of my depth, but we all know something insane is going on. My name is Kate Bishop and back home I'm known as Hawkeye, I'm an Avenger. I think it might be an idea if we compile a list of the people who have been changed in some way, and what they might be capable of in their current state.

I'll start, and edit this as we go along.

Bucky Barnes. He's become the Winter Soldier. He's one of the most skilled and ruthless assassins in the world.
Harriet Hook, pirate knife wielder.
Clint Barton, expert archer.
Murphy, skilled with mele weapons.
Angel, vampire.
Tamsin, valkyrie

Any bars in the area worth going to?

... I'm alive?

I'm sure you've all seen the ripples in the water by now. As of right now none of you are to be out alone.

None of you, got it Melaka?

There are bright red targets painted all over you all right now and I'll be damned if I lose one of you because someone needs to establish her balls are bigger than someone else's.

Patrols should be dialed down a notch till things simmer down. If you're going get in touch with me or Faith so you have someone watching your back.

I don't know about anyone else, but I had an amazing night. This place might not be so bad after all.

[Eve]

Come patrolling with me tonight?

I don't think I'll be so quick to do jello shots again.

private to the potential slayers and actual slayers
Today's the day, yeah? The few of us will get activated?

And this is the worst possible thing that could have happened. Angels? Really?

Michael? Claire? Eve? What the fuck just happened?

House party tomorrow night!!!

No vampires. Just beer and fun and debauchery.

Apartment 1700 at 10PM tomorrow.

Rules:
#1. No buzzkilling.
#2. If your name is Finn please prepare a written statement on why you are good enough to date my friends. Bonus points if it's in a haiku format.
#3. NO COUNTRY MUSIC
#4. No vampires except for Spike. We have weapons and we will hurt you.
#5. Somebody has to bring a bong because I don't have one.

See you all tomorrow night!

Their stuff is everywhere. I will never go into the bathroom here again. They've taken over the bloody apartment.

There isn't enough booze in this city..