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[Clint and America]

He's gone.

After some weird times lately, I decided to focus on work. You know, when I became a PI at home, I was working on finding missing people, gathering evidence against a stalker. Now? I am following people cheating on their spouses. Not what I had in mind.

[BUCKY]

Thank you, for being so awesome when I was dealing with the home stuff. You really are the best.

[CLINT AND AMERICA]

So, as my very best friends, I wanted to tell you the good news, I'm officially dating Bucky. I am also about to try to get the approval of Captain America to date his best friend. Probably shouldn't mention all the times I sassed our Steve, right?

[STEVE]

Hello Mr Captain America, sir. How are you settling in to LA? I'm sorry if I kind of threw you with the knowing another you thing. and by the way, is it okay if I date your best friend? I'd really like to get to know this you, if that's okay?

[FILTERED TO BUCKY BARNES]

Are you free right now?

[FILTERED TO AMERICA CHAVEZ]

I remember it. And more as well.

[FILTERED TO CLINT BARTON]

I could use some target practice later, you in?

[Filtered to: America, Bucky, Clint, Natasha, Pietro]

Clint's soul is back where it belongs, good work team! We are awesome.

I am now going to get some awesome sleep. We all should.

Since I have no idea if my roommate is still rage filled, America? Can I sleep in your bed for a bit? I promise I will try to avoid drooling on your pillows!

This is the wrong place.

Since I'm not sure if either of the Dark Ones will offer for the masses-- This sort of witchcraft isn't usually my specialty, but it's a fairly simple spell where I come from and it's called a locator potion. I can concoct it so that it finds a specific soul rather than a body. I'd just need an artifact or two belonging to the person whose soul you want to find. No charge, but I thought I'd offer to those going out hunting.

I'll be at the bakery setting up shop there because my condo is very cold and just ask for Elsa.

[Filtered against the soulless]

Okay, so I know I'm fairly new here so I'm pretty much out of my depth, but we all know something insane is going on. My name is Kate Bishop and back home I'm known as Hawkeye, I'm an Avenger. I think it might be an idea if we compile a list of the people who have been changed in some way, and what they might be capable of in their current state.

I'll start, and edit this as we go along.

Bucky Barnes. He's become the Winter Soldier. He's one of the most skilled and ruthless assassins in the world.
Harriet Hook, pirate knife wielder.
Clint Barton, expert archer.
Murphy, skilled with mele weapons.
Angel, vampire.
Tamsin, valkyrie

[Bucky]

Hey, what happened to you? Thought we were going to meet up! Things seem pretty crazy right now, everything okay?

ETA: [Clint and America]

Freaking out, there's something wrong with Bucky.

Okay... The fact that I can't get outta here is really making me wanna smash something.

Explanation, now

And no bullshit about angels and fighting, because that's dumb shit. Ultimates? Cap? Stark? Shit, I'd take Danvers and her crazy right now. Is this some Inhuman prison cause I

I'm three steps from busting down this whole place.

First inhumans, now angels? What's next? Santa's still real and the tooth fairy is something more than parents creepily holding teeth and replacing them with glitter filled two dollar bills?

Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.


But for real...Angels?! What's REALLY behind this?

Hey, chica, my name is America and I have no interest in death matching with you.

Whether it's home or here nothing has changed for me. We're still fighting each other.

"This is madness! And before anyone says it, I've been to Sparta alright? And it wasn't this b... actually 'twas totally worse than this."

"If you sought fair athletic contest  I would be game- but  this?I am not my brother Ares, and I shall not kill an innocent on the whims of base villains!!! RAAAH!!!" 

***smashing sounds follow, and the building shakes slightly as it would if a train were passing nearby***

Not cool, amigos. I decide where I go and when!