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Usually traveling between realms is a little more complicated than just falling asleep one place and waking up in another. These angels must be really powerful.

Mom? Grandpa? Hook? Ella? Are any of you here?

Nothing says I love you like cheap candy and a stuffed bear, eh? Simple way to a gals heart? I have found it rather amusing how many people have come into the shop looking for a love spell to use tonight.

Ivy
What are your plans tonight, love?

Hey. Do you think you can do me another favor?

Hey. I don't know if I ever said thank you for helping with the hex bags.

Thank you. You have no idea how much you helped.

I've been told hex bags can help keep out things you don't want coming in. But I need a witch to get it right. I know things are crazy right now, but is anyone available to help?

Since I'm not sure if either of the Dark Ones will offer for the masses-- This sort of witchcraft isn't usually my specialty, but it's a fairly simple spell where I come from and it's called a locator potion. I can concoct it so that it finds a specific soul rather than a body. I'd just need an artifact or two belonging to the person whose soul you want to find. No charge, but I thought I'd offer to those going out hunting.

I'll be at the bakery setting up shop there because my condo is very cold and just ask for Elsa.

Well, this certainly isn't Oz.

WaitnoTHiscantbe righthowdoi

WhydoesThiSalwayshappen to me

Got it!

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Son of a fish!

Send me back to Lucy right now.

What I wouldn't give for an evil curse right about now.

Swan
Tell me that you've at least tried something to get us out of here. My magic doesn't seem to be working

Being sent to other worlds is starting to get a little repetitive.

Well, what do you do when your lady friend curses you and turns you into a monster?

The answer is not 'get mysteriously shuffled off to another realm,' but to quell my urge to burn everything to the ground, I'll go ahead and ask where the best place to drink is. Wouldn't mind a tour guide either, preferably an attractive one - ladies, gentlemen, it matters fuck all to me.

Name's Killian. Killian Jones, but most call me Hook - and I really hate typing on these infernal devices with only one hand.