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I've never been this bored in my life... Not in Auradon, and certainly not on the Isle...

Well, that just fucking guaranteed I'm never eating meat again.

I think I've eaten more in the last few days than I have in my whole damn life.

You're a wizard, Harry.

Not going to lie. All of you not being sure about when you're changing back is a little funny. What if you all stay switched genders for the rest of your lives?

Jackson
How you doing, wolfy?

Okay, how much demon ass do I have to kick to get the hell out of here?

Okay, this place officially blows.

Has anyone seen or heard from John today?

Well, for feck's sake! I walked into the shop and they have Yule things up already. Halloween hasn't even started, but I feel this urge to work on making Egg Nog. Raziel, there is something wrong with me.

Any volunteers to be my test subjects? I'll stick a rune on you and then throw you at the barrier to see if you can get out. You may or may not explode and die but hey, that's why it's called a test.

Claymore? Did Lamia do this? My mother?