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So, I just got back from my appointment and I wanted to tell you that ... we're having a boy.

Could someone kindly tell me where all the hunters are? One of them tried to kill me and I'd like to return the favor by ripping their intestines out.

So, yeah. Scott literally threatened to rip my throat out for eating the last of the Fruity Pebbles.

This can't be real.

You know, when I agreed to do this whole working as a personal trainer thing, I figured maybe I'd get to at least train people to fight. Not listen to overly privileged people whine that they ate too much over Christmas.

I'd get fired if I stabbed them, wouldn't I.

Uh, guys? What happened?

private to Theo
Can we talk?

private to Peter
What happened with Kate?

Hales
I'm coming home.

Pack
I know I've been away and I'm sorry for that. I just need to face my demons.

Well, what do you do when your lady friend curses you and turns you into a monster?

The answer is not 'get mysteriously shuffled off to another realm,' but to quell my urge to burn everything to the ground, I'll go ahead and ask where the best place to drink is. Wouldn't mind a tour guide either, preferably an attractive one - ladies, gentlemen, it matters fuck all to me.

Name's Killian. Killian Jones, but most call me Hook - and I really hate typing on these infernal devices with only one hand.

Lonely souls who have found they've no place to spend their holiday have a place at Seventh Veil. Open all day. Tell a mate.

[Voice to text post]

Allison. Where is Allison?

Is this even real?

lydia

Not like I care or anything but who is still missing?

Stiles is still gone. Can we turn his room into a weight room if he doesn't come back?

Your search parties are futile. The angels are taking people in their sleep and returning them the same way. But they're not here.

If you're wondering if you'll see them again, ask yourself this question: can this person manage to not die while navigating a scene out of a Saw movie? If the answer is yes, you'll probably see them again. If the answer is no, you probably won't.

Glad I could help.

Yeah, this isn't sketchy or anything.

Just so you know, you're all wrong & Kai is a nice persooon.

( Slurred voicemail to Alec )

( Link sent via text to Jace )

( Text to Izzy )

Hey, kids.

Daddy's home.