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Would it be absolutely uncalled for to call out of work on Valentine's Day? I mean, the money's good but dealing with the PDA in a movie theater is not.

So, I just got back from my appointment and I wanted to tell you that ... we're having a boy.

Now that I'm back to myself I really should erase all of the incriminating videos I have on some of you. There is no reason to keep them.

Brooke
I'm sorry for being weird and making you worry about me.

Okay, it has literally been too long since I saw my room mate. Has anyone still got one of those whatever locator things?

Audrey, if you're just ignoring the world, fine. But c'mon. I miss Emma too but you're starting to worry me!

I'm tired of people and their bullshit. It's time I finally thought about myself and worry about my own self interest.

People turned back into their former selves? What a shame. Now I need to find new entertainment. Maybe it's time to start recording the insanity that happens around here and turn it into a movie.

The men in womens' bodies showing their ass is basically all the entertainment I ever need.

Please come back, Moony.

It seems the madness doesn't end after Thanksgiving. Black Friday, while having a nice name, is fecking bonkers. I have never seen such chaos and horror in one place. How do people shop like that? The feck is wrong with everyone?

I officially hate snow. Makes me miss the lack of weather back home. I'll take radiation over that fucking snow mountain anytime.

[Lexi]
Make it back okay?

So, I'm guessing no one has found the door yet?

Which means unless either of you have fallen off the planet, we're going to the Halloween party. Minus the serial killers

I will accept no arguing. I'm costume ready, do I need to take you both shopping?

Someone is playing a prank on me, right?

Emma? Brooke?

Please tell me this is a joke. Please tell me Noah is in on this and that he planted all the evidence I encountered from the cash to the creepy text.