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For once things are going my way.

I want to celebrate. A party of sorts. Perhaps a gala.

Elijah
I've decided to take matters into my own hands...to benefit our future, of course.

Freya
I need a compound. Something fancy but not not too fancy. I'll be needing a place to train and I will be needing it spelled to ward off certain rats from finding it, or getting in. Can you do such a thing for me, sister?

Adrian
You did good work. I only sensed a tad bit of disloyalty but we can work on your attitude later when I get the rest of my hybrids.

Another day, another bullshit challenge.

Are you ready to prove your worth to me?

Seems this place is already starting to lose it's wow factor. I've never really been a fan of tight spaces. I get bored easily.

Mikaelsons
I'm in need of entertainment. ..We all know how dangerous that can be.

Davina
You're quiet, love.

Claire
How you holding up, darling?

The places I've been? Didn't have angels. Nice try, though. Someone want to tell me what the hell is really going on?

A bloody Uber is a ripoff it seems. Plain extortion.

I have no excuse for my actions. Do know that I am no longer plagued to be some soulless creature. Although I know a few of you would still think otherwise.

Whoever wishes to seek their untimely demise I'll be more than happy to play the role of executioner.

I want to paint the city red. It's an awfully dull color at the moment.

Darling, where are you?

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private message - carlos, harry, and emma

Well, Swan and I went to check out your vegetable friend. It's most certainly a 'magical' coma, meaning, don't expect doctors to have any reasonable explanation for you. If her wee manfriend hasn't tried True Love's Kiss yet, I'd advise him to do so. I also took it upon myself to work a little magic on one of the roses from the arboretum - it's tied to her lifespan now, so as long as the petals remain she's alive. And with every petal that falls, she's that much closer to croaking-- But I thought you might want it to keep track of her. You can have it, of course for a price.

private message - klaus

Still working on that little thing we discussed. I've got all I need from the plants, now I've just got to add a few things from the magic shop and we'll be set. Wouldn't say no to some company while I'm extracting deadly poison though, if you're bored.

I don't know what's wrong with you lot, but in the spirit of the holiday season I'm going to tell you what you sorely need and also tell you how to make it:

1. A fuckton of that fresh snow
2. Milk
3. Coconut or whatever flavoring you want, mango or strawberry or citrus to prevent scurvy
4. Whiskey, and don't skimp on it
5. Mix it all up and enjoy

Or just try this one:

1. Rum

I've even got this outside my door, so bring your own cup and take some for your concoctions - it's better and cheaper than seeing a shrink.

You're bloody welcome.

Seventh Veil will be closed for a few days. I know, it's quite disappointing, really. We'll be open once again on Thursday night. Do stop by.

Employees
Best you stay away for a few. Seems we're in need of some interior decorating. Also seeing as a few of your co-workers found their deaths, you can take this time to grieve or whatever it is you need to do. Bloody hell

Aurora
Oh, love. You've gone and done it now.

Mystic Falls plus Klaus, minus baddies & Amara
Silas approached me with a deal yesterday. The deal that he offered was that he won't kill us or come after us if Bonnie makes the immortality elixir for Amara so they can have eternity together. I didn't say anything until now because I wanted to make sure that Bonnie was confident she could make the potion. We have a back up plan and that's taking the cure from Katherine and making Silas take it, which will make him a powerful witch, but he won't be immortal anymore and that way we can kill him.

Silas
She's going to do it. Stop harassing my friends.

Killian
Another of my enemies has arrived in Los Angeles only this one I'm concerned with.

Hayley
I don't have to tell you this but I still feed the need to do so. Hope cannot be discovered by Silas.

Siblings
I'm sure you've all seen the threats. Please let me know that you all are safe.

[Klaus]

Who's Silas?

[Rebekah]

You're a little too quiet.

[Davina]

I bought decorations. You and Josh can decorate the apartment. maybe that will get you out of your room.

[MIKAELSONS & HAYLEY]

Are we doing anything for the holidays?

I now have four children in this city. Could use a bit of a bender where I get utterly wrecked, start swinging a cactus, maybe steal Christmas, and wake up in a rowboat.

Or that 'next time' could be tomorrow - unless you're opposed to having fun on a school night?

Fucking finally.

[Lost Revenge Crew]
Seems celebrations are in order since I'm back to my sexy self. Not that I wasn't attractive as a bird, but this is so much more my style.

Oh, I thought I heard the Ol' Man say,
Leave her, Johnny, Leave her!
Tomorrow ye will get your pay,
An it's time for us to leave her!
Leave her, Johnny, leave her!
Oh, leave her, Johnny, leave her!
For the voyage is long and the winds don't blow
And it's time for us to leave her.

This is starting to annoy me. I had me fun, but I'm good now.

[Uma]
My hair is a tangled mess and I don't know how to fix it. Help me.

[Gil]
Captain says yer to braid this blasted hair.