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So, I hear someone's making life changing decisions.

Angels.... Really....

[FILTERED TO THE FRIENDS/FAMILY OF LEE AND LEXI]

As you guys know, Lexi and I have done many a crazy thing in the century we've been together and now she's agreed to the craziest thing of all.

We're going to get married!

We need to talk. Before you hear it from anyone else

For once things are going my way.

I want to celebrate. A party of sorts. Perhaps a gala.

Another day, another bullshit challenge.

I've come to the conclusion that I'm no longer a people person.

Also, kind of ridic how many times I've had to explain what the super blue blood moon is and why it's not actually blue.

Stefan
So, I need a favor.

Harry
How are things? Better?

Josie
...Do you hate me?

Bellamy
Hey.

Dad & Mom
I'm sorry..
I'm still me...
I love you..

I asked Stefan if he could train me.

We need to talk.

Are you still contributing to capitalism when you're mind controlling everything you want?

Probably not.

Stefan
Still gloating?

Stefan
So this whole church gym thing? You going to let me kick your ass or?

Did you make it through the two or so weeks of hell?

Angels? I'm not buying it.

Damon + Elena
Caroline and I, we have our humanity. I'm s Lizzie does too from what I've heard.

Lexi
I don't even know what to say.

Josie
I'm sorry. The last thing I ever want to do is make you feel uncomfortable.

Caro
Tell me what you need from me.

Hey Lexi. Remember how I said I wouldn't tell?

Well, I lied.

Lee, I bet you can't even guess how many people Lexi killed the other night. I was impressed. One little push and all that willpower and stubbornness washed away.

[Stefan]

You really gonna make me come find you?

[Lee]

I'm going after Stefan. Can you keep an eye on Claire? I know she's all about the learning but I's rather not have her and Kai bring anyone home to experiment on.

Whoever wishes to seek their untimely demise I'll be more than happy to play the role of executioner.

I want to paint the city red. It's an awfully dull color at the moment.

Annoying. The computer isn't running fast enough to work the calculations I want. Perhaps Myriam was correct and any decent computer uses a human brain for a hard drive and processor.

Is it just me or does it seem people are losing their shit? Is this how we ring in the New Year?

So that was probably not my best way to say hello yesterday. But I'm sober now, for the first time in a very long time actually, so I'm hoping I can try again.

Hi, I'm Lee, Lexi's explained this place to me and convinced me this isn't some hallucination. Though, babe, kind of did figure it out after the first cold shower.

[Claire and Lexi]

Hey, kiddo. Sorry I didn't make the best first impression.

I think there was something in that tequila.

Or there was not enough tequila.

Right. I'm going to go back to sleep. And then I'm going to wake up back... where... wherever I was, or at least somewhere that's not here. In this weird dream place.