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Cupid is horrifying.

[Uma]
I had a talk with Kol.

[Dagny and Bo]
Family dinner soon?

[Elsa]
Hello, my Queen.

Tamsin lost her soul. We were out and... She was gone for like, five minutes, but whatever demon wanted her got her. She's not herself anymore.

She said something about Acacia so I'm guessing that's the form the demon took.

Check in. Please tell me none of you have hopped on the crazy train.

I have to say even with being stuck here by angels, that I did have a great Christmas thanks to Dagny. The fact it's still cold outside too is a plus. I only wish we had a fireplace.

Not going to lie. All of you not being sure about when you're changing back is a little funny. What if you all stay switched genders for the rest of your lives?

Jackson
How you doing, wolfy?

The men in womens' bodies showing their ass is basically all the entertainment I ever need.

Anyone up for getting shit faced? Drinks on me.

Dagny
Do you do the whole Thanksgiving thing?

Reid
Any special plans today?

Is there anything that any of us who haven't been taken should be doing? Is it going to happen to all of us eventually?

Is everyone ready for the Halloween party tonight?

private to Dagny
Hey, you.

private to Reid
I need to ask you something.

private to Emily
Why is everything so confusing?

I assume there isn't anything original left to say about this whole thing, right? So...

Angels. Wow. Fun.

Now has anyone tried actually confronting these "angels"?

If I never see another clown in my life it will be too soon. Seriously. Some of the masks they've got are extremely creepy.

In other news, Halloween is playing in theaters here. I think I've got to check it out this weekend.

[Tam-Tam and Dagny]

We should all have dinner.

The Reasons Why This Place Sucks
A Manifesto by Dagny Malikov

#1. My own mother doesn't recognize me.
#2. Kenzi hasn't even talked to me since I showed up.
#3. My sister Bo isn't here.
#4. The Total Mansplain Package as presented by these dumbass angels who won't let us go.
#5. I'm stuck with roommates that I never asked for and that keep moving out like I haven't showered or something. I totally showered! Powder fresh, baby!
#6. There's still psychos and bad guys running around starting shit even though we're all stuck in this prison together and DUH wouldn't it make more sense to work together? Hi. I've seen a few of you out there. Can't wait to be killing you soon. xo
#7. Where's Dyson?
#8. Wheres' Lauren?
#9. Where's Vex and the others?
#10. I want to go home.


I want to go home.

So, this is what dying feels like.

What a trip.

I suppose I will ask this now as it's been quite some time.

The demons you've encountered thus far. The ones who resembled your loved ones. Know that they never left. They merely hide in plain sight.

Any volunteers to be my test subjects? I'll stick a rune on you and then throw you at the barrier to see if you can get out. You may or may not explode and die but hey, that's why it's called a test.

All of this is bullshit.

This is Valhalla????

What a rip off! I want a refund.... and damages for my pain and suffering.

Kenzi, please tell me you're here.

Claymore? Did Lamia do this? My mother?