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[Filtered to: America, Bucky, Clint, Natasha, Pietro]

Clint's soul is back where it belongs, good work team! We are awesome.

I am now going to get some awesome sleep. We all should.

Since I have no idea if my roommate is still rage filled, America? Can I sleep in your bed for a bit? I promise I will try to avoid drooling on your pillows!

Honestly. You grow a conscience, join one superhero team a few times, and suddenly everyone thinks that they can get the milk for free? Unacceptable.

Anyone care to explain what the hell is going on around here?

This is the wrong place.

[Filtered against the soulless]

Okay, so I know I'm fairly new here so I'm pretty much out of my depth, but we all know something insane is going on. My name is Kate Bishop and back home I'm known as Hawkeye, I'm an Avenger. I think it might be an idea if we compile a list of the people who have been changed in some way, and what they might be capable of in their current state.

I'll start, and edit this as we go along.

Bucky Barnes. He's become the Winter Soldier. He's one of the most skilled and ruthless assassins in the world.
Harriet Hook, pirate knife wielder.
Clint Barton, expert archer.
Murphy, skilled with mele weapons.
Angel, vampire.
Tamsin, valkyrie

So over the years I've flown back and forth between New York and LA many times and one thing that always helped me remember where I was was the weather. My entire system is so confused with this snow, for the record. Is this actually going to be a white LA Christmas?!

[Filtered to Clint Barton]

Vampires. My roommate situation comes with vampire complications.

CLINTON FRANCIS BARTON, WHAT DID YOU DO?

Really? Have we not learned the lesson about parties and masks and what not to do here?

Can't believe I'm the one saying tone it down with the parties.

Oh, I thought I heard the Ol' Man say,
Leave her, Johnny, Leave her!
Tomorrow ye will get your pay,
An it's time for us to leave her!
Leave her, Johnny, leave her!
Oh, leave her, Johnny, leave her!
For the voyage is long and the winds don't blow
And it's time for us to leave her.

This is starting to annoy me. I had me fun, but I'm good now.

[Uma]
My hair is a tangled mess and I don't know how to fix it. Help me.

[Gil]
Captain says yer to braid this blasted hair.

Going to take a wild guess and say these angels aren't exactly who they say they are.

Otherwise? I can say I've seen everything.

If someone doesn't tell me what the fuck this actually is I'm bringing this whole apartment complex down with everyone in it.

This place almost makes me miss Ultron. At least he was predictable.

My friends better not start disappearing for days. Seems crazy.

How do you block someone on here? Asking for a friend.

Wait, what?

Usually I pick up things pretty fast but

What?

They got the wrong guy.